Free Association - Part 4!!

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  1. Apr 8, 2019 #16181

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    With red slippers and a hurricane behind Dorothy could be transported in the general direction of Kansas in no time.
     
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    When the hurricane deposited Dorothy in Omaha Nebraska She was detained by General Smithers of ICE and deported to Mexico.:(:eek::oops::eek::eek:
     
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    That’s wizard if you’re not Lion that General Smithers of ICE has deported the strawman to Iceland, whilst Dorothy consumes huge amounts of Fajita’s in Mexico.
     
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    After a year of Fajitas Dorothy's fulsome form could barely get through the doors at Taco Bell:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    When the wicked witch of the west saw Dorothy in her fulsome form she came to the conclusion that if the wheelers could not move her she’d be going nowhere as her magic couldn’t work on anything over 400 lbs. – eat up said the Tin man.
     
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    The wicked witch of the west accompanied by her sister from the east tried one last time to move Dorothy into Taco Bell. Alas both sisters are in Hospital being treated for hernias.:eek::eek::eek:
     
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    Fear not Dorothy! The wonderful witch will grant your dreams come true. All you have to do is click your heels three times and say "There is no place like a home cooked meal"
     
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    It took several hours before Dorothy was able to click her heels together and transported her to the Famous all you can eat Kansas City Steakhouse.:):D:)
     
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    The clicking of her heels was accompanied by the sound of thunder as her supersized thighs clapped together in musical harmony to the delight of many.
     
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    Dorothy's supersized musical thighs got her a job with The Spike Jones Orchestra.
     
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    The Orchestra were astonished at the size of Dorothy’s staves surrounding her treble clef- I must make a note of that said Spike Jones
     
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    Spike Jones was amazed that Dorothy could sing that note in C sharp and belch down a third. pure artistry
     
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    I wonder if Dorothy could show the same amount of delight of eating sharp cheddar cheese while holding the sharp C note to the tune of Lonesome Fiddle Blues.
     
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    Dorothy showed great delight munching on Gorgonzola cheese while holding C sharp to the tune of The all you can eat buffet blues.:)
     
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    The Fat Boys collaborated with Dorothy to remake their 1985 rap song All You Can Eat after munching on a humongous Gorgonzola cheese pizza pie
     
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    After consuming a bucket of chicken wings, a 2 liter of soda and a cheesecake Dorothy shot to even higher fame starring in her viral video performance of Baby Got Back
     
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    Look at Dorothy with them Daisy Dukes on jiggling a jig as she belts out baby got back in acapella.
     
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    Daisy Duke squeezed behind the wheel of the General Lee and drove to Boss Hog's for Lunch.
     
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    Having had 100 chicken wings for lunch at Boss Hog’s Daisey Duke flew home but was shot down by Sheriff Rosco.
     
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    Fortunately Daisy's huge belly protected her and now the P in Rosco P Coltrane stands for prisoner.
     

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