I don't always dual-wield but when i do...
Don't know if this qualifies as awesome but it makes me chuckle. I was growing out my tash so it could be all silent film villain style. I bought some wax for it but failed to realise it had a colouring pigment in it akin to shoe polish. D'OH!
Oh, there's also another one from when I was feeling a bit....... horny. Don't judge me, puns were once the height of highbrow humour.
Cross posted from recent pics. Apologies for the poor quality.