Fuzzy Necromancer
Well-Known Member
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
15. 1 to screw in the bulb, and 14 to create a Survivors of Darkness support group.
How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.
How many plutocrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to pour the brandy and one to call an electrician.
How many Zen Bhuddists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A tree in a golden forest.
How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to screw out the old bulb, one to sneak across the border and get more lightbulbs from the factory outlet, one to translate everything into french, one to complain that women and minorities were underrepresented in the process, and one to drop the puck.
How many George W. Bush administration members does it take to change a lightbulb?
The light bulb is working just fine, and anybody who says otherwise is aiding the forces of darkness.
15. 1 to screw in the bulb, and 14 to create a Survivors of Darkness support group.
How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
How many Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to put the clocks in the bathtub.
How many plutocrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to pour the brandy and one to call an electrician.
How many Zen Bhuddists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A tree in a golden forest.
How many canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to screw out the old bulb, one to sneak across the border and get more lightbulbs from the factory outlet, one to translate everything into french, one to complain that women and minorities were underrepresented in the process, and one to drop the puck.
How many George W. Bush administration members does it take to change a lightbulb?
The light bulb is working just fine, and anybody who says otherwise is aiding the forces of darkness.