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Lose a MILLIONTY pounds in one weekend!

With Nutrihydroallisystemcut: The revolutionary new weight loss drug from AmandaCaseyandAshleyGetRich, Inc!

Take just 82 pills a day for 3 days, and you WILL lose inches, fat, and all that extra skin, too! * **

All this for just 47 easy payments of $49.99!

But don’t just take our word for it. See the testimonial of Casey, below!

Casey at 400+ pounds. A picture of pure sloth and gluttony. Look how unhappy she is, folks…
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But after Nutrihydroallisystemcut, she’s slim, trim, and holding giant pants!**
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Don’t let the FAT you torment the THIN you ever again!
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And look! Nutrihydroallisystemcut makes you super extra flexi-bendy, too!** So much value in just 246 little pills!
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You too could have results like these with Nutrihydroallisystemcut!**

And for just 47 easy payments of $49.99!

Send CASH ONLY to:
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*Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, dehydration, chronic diarrhea, polyps, athlete’s foot, carpal tunnel syndrome, writer’s block, cellulitis, priapism, and weight gain.

**Results not typical. Just eat the goddamn donut, fatty.
 

AnnMarie

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I find your ideas intriguing and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 

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Oh I am loving on that doughnut muchly!:D Gimme!:p
 

Fascinita

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Clever, cute and also funny pictures.

Can I get this revolutionary system on credit?
 

Jes

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seriously, if you 2 had worn the 'same' shirt (style/color) and made sure your hair was exact, you would, as you've said, make millions with this. MILLIONS.
 

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Hahaha!!!, I love the "before" and "after" models being
in the same shot, real truth in advertising! Great work, girls!
 

bmann0413

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Hah! That was funny... My friend Jasmine saw this and thought that it actually worked. That is, until she saw that picture with the "before" and "after" models...

You take the funniest pictures, Ashley... :D
 

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*Side effects may include: nausea, vomiting, dehydration, chronic diarrhea, polyps, athlete’s foot, carpal tunnel syndrome, writer’s block, cellulitis, priapism, and weight gain.
Hmmm...Athlete's foot might be a deal breaker. Otherwise, your product sounds too good to be true. :blink:
 
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