Aw, yeahhhhhhh:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-size36-pants-can-contain-me,17655/
"Yes, gaze upon my massive, naked waist, and know that your time has finally come!"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/no-size36-pants-can-contain-me,17655/
"Yes, gaze upon my massive, naked waist, and know that your time has finally come!"