TotallyReal
On Time Out
I got a very thin, deep paper cut between two fingers today.
Here are a list of things I enjoy more than such papercuts:
-Being thrown down 100 flights of stairs
-Being shot in the head with a harpoon gun
-Having every joint in my body broken by the unerring swings of a ball peen hammer
-Never being able to wear shoes but being forced to have a job where you test the strength of barb wire by jumping on it just to make sure it works
-Getting both my feet nailed to the ground and then having a rhino charge into me and then also shoot me in the head with a rhino harpoon gun
-Dating thin girls
-Having a professional boxer punch me in the dick twenty-thousand times
-Sitting on a chair that is made out of dead cats
Use this thread to post only mild exaggerations of things you like more than paper cuts. Thanks for reading.
-Totally_Real_213
Here are a list of things I enjoy more than such papercuts:
-Being thrown down 100 flights of stairs
-Being shot in the head with a harpoon gun
-Having every joint in my body broken by the unerring swings of a ball peen hammer
-Never being able to wear shoes but being forced to have a job where you test the strength of barb wire by jumping on it just to make sure it works
-Getting both my feet nailed to the ground and then having a rhino charge into me and then also shoot me in the head with a rhino harpoon gun
-Dating thin girls
-Having a professional boxer punch me in the dick twenty-thousand times
-Sitting on a chair that is made out of dead cats
Use this thread to post only mild exaggerations of things you like more than paper cuts. Thanks for reading.
-Totally_Real_213
