((installs soapbox))
((stands on soapbox and begins barking drill sergeant style))
If you make your room mate pay $1200 for rent in two months, DO NOT tell them that it's your house.
If you make you room mate pay that much in two months, do not tell them that they cannot watch what they want on the TV.
If your room mate spends more than $1200 on YOU in two months, than you need to re-evaluate your position. SERIOUSLY.
And if you do NOT re-evaluate your position, and you expect month number three to go like numbers one and two did, you are STUPID.
If you pawn your roomie's computer for $60 and go get pills.... And your 16 year old kid tells on you.... DO NOT be surprised if your roomie quickly moves out.
If you want Netflix and your roomie is paying for the food you eat, YOU'RE FUCKED.
If you single-handedly make more noise than four pomeranians, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
If you HAVE four or more pomeranians, you are DAMAGED in the HEAD.
If you have four pomeranians, and allow two of them to breed and have four MORE pomeranians, FUCK YOU, GO TO HELL, DIE HORRIBLY IN PUBLIC!!
If you have eight pomeranians, for the love of Christ and everyone else, GET RID OF SEVEN OF THEM!
If you start a towel fight with a whip competition winner, EXPECT TO LOSE BADLY, WITH MANY WELTS.
.......WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!???!?!??!
((stands on soapbox and begins barking drill sergeant style))
If you make your room mate pay $1200 for rent in two months, DO NOT tell them that it's your house.
If you make you room mate pay that much in two months, do not tell them that they cannot watch what they want on the TV.
If your room mate spends more than $1200 on YOU in two months, than you need to re-evaluate your position. SERIOUSLY.
And if you do NOT re-evaluate your position, and you expect month number three to go like numbers one and two did, you are STUPID.
If you pawn your roomie's computer for $60 and go get pills.... And your 16 year old kid tells on you.... DO NOT be surprised if your roomie quickly moves out.
If you want Netflix and your roomie is paying for the food you eat, YOU'RE FUCKED.
If you single-handedly make more noise than four pomeranians, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
If you HAVE four or more pomeranians, you are DAMAGED in the HEAD.
If you have four pomeranians, and allow two of them to breed and have four MORE pomeranians, FUCK YOU, GO TO HELL, DIE HORRIBLY IN PUBLIC!!
If you have eight pomeranians, for the love of Christ and everyone else, GET RID OF SEVEN OF THEM!
If you start a towel fight with a whip competition winner, EXPECT TO LOSE BADLY, WITH MANY WELTS.
.......WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!???!?!??!
