Television Man
Active Member
A couple of days ago, I had the most badass of "fat" thoughts, and felt I had to share it, and see if anyone else could top it.
So here's the story: It's a Friday afternoon, and I'm getting a new suit. I'd ordered the suit a week ago, stopped in to get it tailored once, and for reasons I still don't care about, it's arriving all piece-meal. I run into the tailor's at 4:00, thinking I could meet up with my friend at 4:45. For the record, I'm a gentleman of a larger persuasion, and the tailor is rather skinny.
Some time passes
It's 5:15. I'm still in the shop, still getting poked by needles, and I think to myself "goddamn little people".
This stopped me short(and filled me with pride). Does anyone else have any fat thoughts like that? Cuz I only have one sofar, and I am going to TREASURE IT.
So here's the story: It's a Friday afternoon, and I'm getting a new suit. I'd ordered the suit a week ago, stopped in to get it tailored once, and for reasons I still don't care about, it's arriving all piece-meal. I run into the tailor's at 4:00, thinking I could meet up with my friend at 4:45. For the record, I'm a gentleman of a larger persuasion, and the tailor is rather skinny.
Some time passes
It's 5:15. I'm still in the shop, still getting poked by needles, and I think to myself "goddamn little people".
This stopped me short(and filled me with pride). Does anyone else have any fat thoughts like that? Cuz I only have one sofar, and I am going to TREASURE IT.
