OK folks, basically what you need to do here is unabashedly tell us about any times in your life when you've done things could've landed you in the cells overnight, silly things that you remember fondly, anything that got you arrested or just general mischief. Please provide pictures if available. I think you can get what I mean. Right then, let the embarrassment commence.
It wouldn't be right for me to suggest this then not give an example. Admittedly, I was under the influence of a few intoxicants. I also had the words "GANG BANG" written across my knuckles in biro as if they were tattoos. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to show said knuckles to passers by. When two coppers came by my friends suggested I cease showing off my new adornments. Common sense should've dictated I do as suggested. However, my brain decided to do a Barney from HIMYM and went, 'Challenge accepted!' To my surprise, one of the coppers came over and proceeded to have a very friendly chat. He was so nice that I decided to ask if I could have a picture taken with him.
PS Just as the picture was about to be taken, I said, "Do you mind?" motioning with my hand to his right moob, to which he replied, 'Go ahead.' I probably wouldn't have believed it had actually happened the next day if not for the photographic evidence.
PPS I really should've thought better of this considering it was the week after the attacks on the 7th of July and there were coppers with MP5s all over the place and they may not have taken too kindly to me molesting one of their colleagues.
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It wouldn't be right for me to suggest this then not give an example. Admittedly, I was under the influence of a few intoxicants. I also had the words "GANG BANG" written across my knuckles in biro as if they were tattoos. For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to show said knuckles to passers by. When two coppers came by my friends suggested I cease showing off my new adornments. Common sense should've dictated I do as suggested. However, my brain decided to do a Barney from HIMYM and went, 'Challenge accepted!' To my surprise, one of the coppers came over and proceeded to have a very friendly chat. He was so nice that I decided to ask if I could have a picture taken with him.
PS Just as the picture was about to be taken, I said, "Do you mind?" motioning with my hand to his right moob, to which he replied, 'Go ahead.' I probably wouldn't have believed it had actually happened the next day if not for the photographic evidence.
PPS I really should've thought better of this considering it was the week after the attacks on the 7th of July and there were coppers with MP5s all over the place and they may not have taken too kindly to me molesting one of their colleagues.
View attachment Copper Lick.jpg