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Green Eyed Fairy

Veteran of a 1000 Psychic Wars
Sep 18, 2006
In Your Head
Have jokes you wish to share? Do you find some of those email jokes that are always being passed around absolutely hilarious? Well, this is the spot to share them :D

Let me start us off please.....

3 Women in a Hot Tub

Three women - one German, one Japanese, and a hillbilly, were sitting naked
in a hot tub. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her
forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.
"That was my pager", she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her
ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my hand."

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided
she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the hot tub,
and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging
from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The hillbilly woman finally said, "Well, will you look at that! I'm gettin'
a fax!"

**Disclaimer: I live in NC and have a southern accent so I get to make the hillbilly jokes without being offensive :p