elroycohen
Steampunk Psycho
BBW(Multiple), Eating, ~~WG, Competition - A man convinces his girlfriend to take part in a local competition.
Prologue
The little known, but very popular, annual Tennessee held event called the CGPs, or Coolest Girlfriend Pageant, started out a pretty informal contest for bragging rights among small town family members. Ely Wellor and Martin Vance, cousins in very large family that resided in a small farming community some thirty years ago had a dialogue back and forth for a number of years about who had better taste in women. Of course the longer the back and forth dragged out the taller the tales of what reasons set ones significant other apart from the other got. Soon there was nothing left to do but have an actual competition.
Being old school men in their early twenties the cousins had some contests set up that were far from feminist friendly. However the young women who would date the boys in the first place were not objectionable at all. In fact they seemed to enjoy the attention and the thought that they could possibly be labeled better then someone else.
There were contests in fashion, and overall appearance and even rankings on individual body parts. Also a few physical competitions were worked in just for excitement purposes. You see in order to keep the contest fair other family members acted as judges and pretty much anyone related to the pair as well as other bored townspeople watched the events.
The one distinctive thing about the competition was that the boys both favored their women quite large. So there were also numerous eating competitions since to Ely and Martin that was high on the list of what makes a good girlfriend.
The unofficial first CGP was held some thirty years ago so the records of the results are sketchy. Not too many of the Wellor/Vance clan were much on writing. The few that claim to have been around for the event say Elys girlfriend, 280 pound Maude Higgenbottom took most of the fashion votes on account of her wearing shoes and every once and awhile a fancy hat to church. Martins girlfriend, 430 pound Valerie Seymour, who most days went barefoot as she sat outside her house in her favorite gray floral housecoat took distant second. Conversely it was Valerie who took the majority of eating competitions. She did not get north of 400 before her 23rd birthday by accident. The physical activity parts of the competition were a draw if one is to believe the stories. In the pig chasing challenge Valerie was hard pressed to bend over to get her hands on the squeaking little pigs so she was content to let them run circles around her while she took the loss. Maude gave it her all, but rolled her ankle trying to change direction with the greased oinkers and had to bow out. To do the math that would put the comptition at a dead heat with no clear victor. Unfortuantely thats how the original first CGP is recorded, as a draw. Everyone has their own opinion of the true winner, but no one can prove either way.
What can be proved is that first poorly recorded event was just the first of many. Other Wellor/Vance family members wanted to get bragging rights for their girlfriends as well and soon Ely and Marty were planning the next one, and then the next one.
By the third CGP people outside the family wanted in. The focus of the competition started to shift from simply my girlfriend is better then yours to My girlfriend is the best period. By the fifth one there were over a dozen eager young (and thanks to the planners preference, overweight) women signing up to see if they were the best girlfriend in the land. There was no specific rule stating the contestants had to be plus-sized, but it took only a few years of biased judging for that unwritten rule to become pretty well known.
The competitions evolved with the times. Wet t-shirt and type of everyday underwear worn worked their way into the fashion part of the competition. Best rack and ass were included criteria in judging the overall appearance part. Pig chasing fell to the wayside in the physical activity section in favor of washing cars and bouncing on trampolines, although tests to measure basic physical fitness were performed as part of the check-in process.
The eating competitions remained generally the same over the years. The contestants were filled with brats, pizza, beer, pies, etc. until by the end of the weeklong competitions some looked like they would burst if the bumped into something sharp.
Last years Best Girlfriend Competition had over 150 contestants. This years hopes to have even more.
Len Wright is one of the many young men who had followed the pageant from as long as he had been old enough to notice girls and now had reason to hope his girlfriend might be able to rise to the top.
The Pageant
by elroycohen
by elroycohen
Prologue
The little known, but very popular, annual Tennessee held event called the CGPs, or Coolest Girlfriend Pageant, started out a pretty informal contest for bragging rights among small town family members. Ely Wellor and Martin Vance, cousins in very large family that resided in a small farming community some thirty years ago had a dialogue back and forth for a number of years about who had better taste in women. Of course the longer the back and forth dragged out the taller the tales of what reasons set ones significant other apart from the other got. Soon there was nothing left to do but have an actual competition.
Being old school men in their early twenties the cousins had some contests set up that were far from feminist friendly. However the young women who would date the boys in the first place were not objectionable at all. In fact they seemed to enjoy the attention and the thought that they could possibly be labeled better then someone else.
There were contests in fashion, and overall appearance and even rankings on individual body parts. Also a few physical competitions were worked in just for excitement purposes. You see in order to keep the contest fair other family members acted as judges and pretty much anyone related to the pair as well as other bored townspeople watched the events.
The one distinctive thing about the competition was that the boys both favored their women quite large. So there were also numerous eating competitions since to Ely and Martin that was high on the list of what makes a good girlfriend.
The unofficial first CGP was held some thirty years ago so the records of the results are sketchy. Not too many of the Wellor/Vance clan were much on writing. The few that claim to have been around for the event say Elys girlfriend, 280 pound Maude Higgenbottom took most of the fashion votes on account of her wearing shoes and every once and awhile a fancy hat to church. Martins girlfriend, 430 pound Valerie Seymour, who most days went barefoot as she sat outside her house in her favorite gray floral housecoat took distant second. Conversely it was Valerie who took the majority of eating competitions. She did not get north of 400 before her 23rd birthday by accident. The physical activity parts of the competition were a draw if one is to believe the stories. In the pig chasing challenge Valerie was hard pressed to bend over to get her hands on the squeaking little pigs so she was content to let them run circles around her while she took the loss. Maude gave it her all, but rolled her ankle trying to change direction with the greased oinkers and had to bow out. To do the math that would put the comptition at a dead heat with no clear victor. Unfortuantely thats how the original first CGP is recorded, as a draw. Everyone has their own opinion of the true winner, but no one can prove either way.
What can be proved is that first poorly recorded event was just the first of many. Other Wellor/Vance family members wanted to get bragging rights for their girlfriends as well and soon Ely and Marty were planning the next one, and then the next one.
By the third CGP people outside the family wanted in. The focus of the competition started to shift from simply my girlfriend is better then yours to My girlfriend is the best period. By the fifth one there were over a dozen eager young (and thanks to the planners preference, overweight) women signing up to see if they were the best girlfriend in the land. There was no specific rule stating the contestants had to be plus-sized, but it took only a few years of biased judging for that unwritten rule to become pretty well known.
The competitions evolved with the times. Wet t-shirt and type of everyday underwear worn worked their way into the fashion part of the competition. Best rack and ass were included criteria in judging the overall appearance part. Pig chasing fell to the wayside in the physical activity section in favor of washing cars and bouncing on trampolines, although tests to measure basic physical fitness were performed as part of the check-in process.
The eating competitions remained generally the same over the years. The contestants were filled with brats, pizza, beer, pies, etc. until by the end of the weeklong competitions some looked like they would burst if the bumped into something sharp.
Last years Best Girlfriend Competition had over 150 contestants. This years hopes to have even more.
Len Wright is one of the many young men who had followed the pageant from as long as he had been old enough to notice girls and now had reason to hope his girlfriend might be able to rise to the top.
