So after rapping with some of my homeys, it seems that some people might need a handy little guide when it comes to the whole craziness of interacting with the opposite sex at a bash. There's one happening in a few weeks so it seems like it wouldn't hurt if we all pitched in and pooled our collective genius to help out some confused individuals. Feel free to pitch in. I'll get the ball rolling:
And this isn't aimed at any particular demographic.....coughcoughcreepyguyscough
1. Dress like you give a shit. Most of the girls at these things go to a lot of trouble to dress their best. Leave the football jerseys at home and spend 50 bucks at Men's Warehouse you slob.
2. No means no. She isn't playing hard to get, you're making her consider a restraining order.
And this isn't aimed at any particular demographic.....coughcoughcreepyguyscough
1. Dress like you give a shit. Most of the girls at these things go to a lot of trouble to dress their best. Leave the football jerseys at home and spend 50 bucks at Men's Warehouse you slob.
2. No means no. She isn't playing hard to get, you're making her consider a restraining order.