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I met a new daycare provider for my daughter today....my daughter is half black, and the provider was a black girl. We were talking, and she asked me if my daughter likes chicken and watermelon. I said, of course! It made her laugh too....she said that white moms ask her about chicken and watermelon a lot. Lol
 

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I met a new daycare provider for my daughter today....my daughter is half black, and the provider was a black girl. We were talking, and she asked me if my daughter likes chicken and watermelon. I said, of course! It made her laugh too....she said that white moms ask her about chicken and watermelon a lot. Lol

Nice thred ... I was in bumper to bumper traffic today and I was changing my radio channel and the traffic moved up like 1/2 of a car lenght and a did not move, and the guy behind me blarred his horn..I was like WTF but it made me laugh. That guy had a worse day than me
 

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Nice thred ... I was in bumper to bumper traffic today and I was changing my radio channel and the traffic moved up like 1/2 of a car lenght and a did not move, and the guy behind me blarred his horn..I was like WTF but it made me laugh. That guy had a worse day than me
Shit makes me laugh all day....I had to pick one :)
 

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I am glad you laughed at the crap you had to deal with...kidda rude but its awesome that your daughter LOLED at the crap you had to deal with. Small minded people make me laugh:)
 

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I met a new daycare provider for my daughter today....my daughter is half black, and the provider was a black girl. We were talking, and she asked me if my daughter likes chicken and watermelon. I said, of course! It made her laugh too....she said that white moms ask her about chicken and watermelon a lot. Lol
I new there was something mom and pops weren't exactly forthcoming about as I was growing up. I fuckin' love chicken and watermelon!! And okra too! I must have been adopted!!
 

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I new there was something mom and pops weren't exactly forthcoming about as I was growing up. I fuckin' love chicken and watermelon!! And okra too! I must have been adopted!!
My old daycare provider first asked me if my daughter had ever been around dark skinned people....I said, she is half black so she has a whole family of dark skinned people. She says, oh I thought she was Brazilian. Haha
 

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I new there was something mom and pops weren't exactly forthcoming about as I was growing up. I fuckin' love chicken and watermelon!! And okra too! I must have been adopted!!
Okra is awesome...I think its more of a south thing. Growing up in PA I never had it, but glad I am south of the mason-dixon now...
 

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My old daycare provider first asked me if my daughter had ever been around dark skinned people....I said, she is half black so she has a whole family of dark skinned people. She says, oh I thought she was Brazilian. Haha
Yeah, people, especially the dumb ones ask the damndest questions sometimes. There are quite a few mixed race children in my extended family and I have heard some doozies. The best one was when I was with one of my nephews who is half Mexican and half Gringo and was asked if he had a hard time learning English and was I learning any Spanish from him. He was 2 years old at the time and doesn't know anything but English. This dude apparently thought we were all plugged in with a language upon birth I guess.:doh:
 

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Yeah, people, especially the dumb ones ask the damndest questions sometimes. There are quite a few mixed race children in my extended family and I have heard some doozies. The best one was when I was with one of my nephews who is half Mexican and half Gringo and was asked if he had a hard time learning English and was I learning any Spanish from him. He was 2 years old at the time and doesn't know anything but English. This dude apparently thought we were all plugged in with a language upon birth I guess.:doh:
Haha....I'm cracking up just reading these responses...
 

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My dear classmates who were eating out jello pussies during lunch. That was hitlerious
 

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I had a teenage customer ask me for a book written about the Holocaust written in the 1800s.

Another wanted a recommendation for a dictionary. Given the options, she was sure she didn't want the Oxford University press "because they're probably liberal and have all the wrong definitions."

How I love suburbia! :rolleyes:

This is a fabulous thread...
 

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I had a teenage customer ask me for a book written about the Holocaust written in the 1800s.

Another wanted a recommendation for a dictionary. Given the options, she was sure she didn't want the Oxford University press "because they're probably liberal and have all the wrong definitions."

How I love suburbia! :rolleyes:

This is a fabulous thread...
Ugh, I don't know which one of those incidents makes me more depressed about the human race... :doh: Truly one of those situations where it's so sad it's funny.

Jello pussies? What in the actual fuck?
I concur.
 

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Came across a man dressed as a giant asparagus on my lunchbreak and a colleague took my picture! What a weird, quaint place I work in! It made me giggle anyway!
 

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Not too much of a LOLLY day, here, kinda quiet. My off days usually are.
And don't google "jello pussy," you won't get what you're looking for...
 
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