Favorite Sayings, Phrases and Quotes

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  1. May 22, 2017 #101

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    I don't know how common this saying is, but I know an old timer that is really into watching sports. He frequently says, "He couldn't hit a bulls ass with a handful of peas!" I laugh every time he says it, then wonder what his childhood was like.
     
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    His childhood was probably exciting, if he had a handful of peas and a good aim.
     
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    Ah, yes, life before the internet.
     
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    "It's bizarre that the produce manager is more important to my children's health than the pediatrician." Meryl Streep
     
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    "If they give you lined paper, write the other way."

    "Nobody gets out alive" (regarding life in general).

    "At heart, all men love fat women, sweet wine, and the music of Tchaikovsky."
     
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    I'm going to nudge this thread just a bit to the left.
    I love flirtation lines, especially when I make them up myself (and am too shy to use them).

    I was watching an animated conversation, full of smiles, but a bit too far away to hear it. How to break in?

    "I caught this smile, floating by. I think it's yours. Can I keep it?"

    Corny, yeah. But remember - I'm 80 y.o. It's easier to get away with stuff like that.
     
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    Lol, it's so funny this would
    Be a topic cause my friends always say I have some crazy sayings. I think most of it is being from the south where parade crazy on our front porch
    "ain't you a sight for sore eyes"
    " be still my heart, I ain't heard from you in a hot minute"
    "Be Pretty"
    "Quit RubberNeckin"
    "He's finer than leg hair on a frog"
    Everyone is "Honey, Baby or Sweetie"
    "Bless its heart,"
    "Honey that's so ugly it's painful"
     
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    Growing up, my Dad was notorious for saying...

    -What's that got to do with the price of tea in China?
    -If it was a snake it would've bit you.
    -Can't never could do anything. (this was of course usually said right after one of my sisters and/or I was whining about "I cant do it..."). :p

    My all time favorite will always be my Granny's though...

    -That ain't gonna get a baby no shoes! :D
     
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    Of course, I wouldn't target the current administration with this observation, nor would I exclude it - or any administration.
    George Santayana > Quotes > Quotable Quote

    [​IMG] “Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.”


    George Santayana
     
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    One of my faves:

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    I'm a big fan of the Dr Laura show and one of her callers said her grandpa often said "I'll let you whittle and spit on that" meaning I'll let you mull things over a bit. After living in the South for going on 7 years I realized that I've begun using this phrase quite a bit.
     
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    Less is more. Unless you're standing next to the one with more. Then less just looks pathetic.
     

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