BigBeautifulMe
That was a heart.
I watched the new kids' movie Igor with the kids I sit for, and I was surprised to hear a song about feeding as part of the soundtrack! The premise of the movie is that Igor creates a Frankenstein-like female "monster" who is enormous, and falls in love with her.
The song I heard is "The Bigger the Figure," by Louis Prima, which has likely been mentioned her in previous years, but I figure there's probably a new generation of Dimmers like me who haven't heard the song yet.
Here are the lyrics (yeah, the circus and the slob lines bothered me, but the rest I loved):
I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir
She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence
You won't believe what you see when you look at her
She's enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense
Why try to deny it
She's just what I like
If she goes on a diet
I'll go on strike
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
She's exactly like a watermelon
big and round and sweet
In a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
If she ever eats me out of money
and we need the rent
That'll be a cinch
Cuz when we're in a pinch
I can put her to work under a circus tent
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
She's exactly like a watermelon
big and round and sweet
In a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat
The bigger the figure
The better I like her
The better I like her
The better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
Isn't that cute? It's available on iTunes, btw.
The song I heard is "The Bigger the Figure," by Louis Prima, which has likely been mentioned her in previous years, but I figure there's probably a new generation of Dimmers like me who haven't heard the song yet.
Here are the lyrics (yeah, the circus and the slob lines bothered me, but the rest I loved):
I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir
She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence
You won't believe what you see when you look at her
She's enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense
Why try to deny it
She's just what I like
If she goes on a diet
I'll go on strike
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
She's exactly like a watermelon
big and round and sweet
In a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
If she ever eats me out of money
and we need the rent
That'll be a cinch
Cuz when we're in a pinch
I can put her to work under a circus tent
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
She's exactly like a watermelon
big and round and sweet
In a party dress
She may be quite a mess
But I love her a lot
So what if she's not so neat
The bigger the figure
The better I like her
The better I like her
The better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
The bigger the figure the better I like her
The better I like her the better I feed her
The better I feed her the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure the more I can love
Isn't that cute? It's available on iTunes, btw.
