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  1. Nov 15, 2018 #8821

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    Clockwork - wind me up

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    A unicycle is wheelie fun - a bicycle is wheelie, wheelie fun – you decide on a tricycle
     
  2. Nov 15, 2018 #8822

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    This thread reminded me of a mostly unrelated thing I just posted.
     
  3. Nov 16, 2018 #8823

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    Clockwork - wind me up

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    Elves always do their RAM’s before going out, because they believe in elf and safety
     
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  4. Feb 22, 2019 #8824

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    Have I mentioned how much I love the mute button?
     
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  5. Feb 23, 2019 #8825

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    Omg chocolate covered pretzels are awesome
     
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  6. Feb 24, 2019 #8826

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    Some are wise, some are otherwise
     
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  7. Mar 31, 2019 #8827

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    Clockwork - wind me up

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    If I had the time, I’d not be late
     
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  8. Apr 1, 2019 #8828

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    Four score and seventy beers ago our forefathers went into rehab.
     
  9. May 15, 2019 #8829

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    "Well-Known Member"???? How did my member get to be so well known without me noticing?
     
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  10. May 18, 2019 #8830

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    Without you noticing.......A) You are a Nudist:cool: or B) You require the services of an Optometrist. o_O
     
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  11. May 22, 2019 #8831

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    Clockwork - wind me up

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    Polyunsaturates are water proof parrots?
     
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  12. May 25, 2019 #8832

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    Smithers! you failed every one of your courses! As a result we are placing you in the Witless Rejection Program
     
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  13. May 25, 2019 #8833

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    Those refried beans at dinner made me so gassy I hope I get the window down quick because this is our first date.
     
  14. May 27, 2019 #8834

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    His calamitous wit was forthcoming, notwithstanding the absurdity of a boisterous remark made by a scrupulous and jovial five year old child.
     
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  15. Jul 2, 2019 #8835

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    Clockwork - wind me up

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    Is blowing up car tyres and inflation fettish?
     
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  16. Jul 2, 2019 #8836

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    The neck is unbolted, all the hardware has been stripped off, Ziploc bagged and labeled, now what am I going to make for dinner??? :eek:...
     
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  17. Jul 3, 2019 #8837

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    Clockwork - wind me up

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    Campanology is appealing but only with bells whiskey
     
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  18. Jul 17, 2019 #8838

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    Clockwork - wind me up

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    Everyone should have a force majeure clause in their employment contact in case they can’t get into work due to unforeseen stuffing incidents.
     
  19. Jul 23, 2019 #8839

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    If you can't see why criticising someone for their PTSD symptoms -- while they're in the middle of experiencing said symptoms -- is a dick move, then I have nothing more to say to you.
     
  20. Jul 25, 2019 #8840

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    "But you ARE, Blanche! --You ARE in a wheelchair!"
     

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