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Discussion in 'BHM/FFA' started by Surlysomething, Aug 24, 2012.
Every time I read your posts I suddenly feel like I want to eat crumpets.
Coconut Eclairs? Am I thinking of the right box?
Oh HELL Melian! I only found out about that like LAST WEEK.
*rummages in Melian's for some sweet sweet morsels*
The best morsels are at the bottom
*digs deep for some orange creams*
That sounds like something you'd get from a box in New Jersey.
ETA: in addition to VD.
I guess that answers the question "Where do Oompa Loompas stash their candy?"
Why do people use the term "fuck like a pornstar"? does that mean there's a lot of pausing for different camera angle takes and lighting changes or the grip sneezed in the middle of a scene? Fucking like a pornstar sounds super lame.
Only if by 'box' you mean 'lot lizard', Canada.
Hey, keep it classy. They prefer to be called Recreational Retiles.
Why am I thinking about Leisure Suit Larry all of a sudden?
It means you can keep your socks on.
You think I can be bought so easily? Well, maybe a couple of coffee creams. Strawberry creams would require way more than a kiss though...if I'm going to be a whore, damn it....I'm going to be an expensive whore!
Maybe this is where I've been going wrong in relationships....
I should perhaps carry coffee creams on my person at all times
I'd settle for a pack of Rolos to be honest, I'm easily pleased.
I'm fucked, I'm average at best. I never get "deep like" or to the "bottom." can I just sit back and watch you dig them out?
This just read so dirty for me. Haha.
I'm glad you got the real meaning ;-)
we're talking nose-picking, right?
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