Subject: Reindeer Facts
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> REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
>
> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
> female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
> their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-
> December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in
> the spring.
>
> Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
> reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
> girl.
>
> We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
> red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
>
>
>
> REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
>
> According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
> female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
> their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-
> December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in
> the spring.
>
> Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
> reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a
> girl.
>
> We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a
> red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
>
>
