Tychondarova
Incredible Expanding Boy!
So I recently went to this very very weird show at my university. It was a bunch of sex workers/ strippers performing artistic interpretations of their profession, reading samples of their poetry, doing comedy routines, or singing classic opera. It was really an amazing (albiet singularly bizarre) show. However, the crowning glory of the night was a beautiful woman named Ms. Dirty Martini. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and a huge, curvacious body and full belly. She slowly walked onto the stage following an act by a painfully thin woman, and began feather dancing with incredible grace and poise. She slowly undressed herself out of her tight corset while she danced, and I was (unabashadly) entranced. To my surprise however, every single guy in the entire theatre was on his feet, cheering and clapping! She ended the performance in the nude, in all her voluptuous glory, being called for encores by every man in the house. No other performer got anything near that kind of a reaction from the crowd.
So you see, there's a little FA in all of us. Just a lot more in others
-Tychondarova
So you see, there's a little FA in all of us. Just a lot more in others
-Tychondarova