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CastingPearls

Go Big Or Go Home
In Remembrance
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1. Why do you live so far away?
2. Why are you married?
3. Why am *I* married?
4. I dodged a bullet with you, thank God.
5. I admire you a lot but I whenever I say anything it sounds like I'm sucking up.
6. You're totally hot and smart and funny. Come and get me NOW.
7. Please stop PMing me.
8. Everything you say makes me spray Dr. Pepper put of my nose strangely even when I'm not drinking it.
9. You're never around enough.
10. Get back in my trunk.
 

Dr. P Marshall

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1. Get in my van.
2. Get in my van.
3. GET IN MY VAN!
4. I really miss you:(/get in my van.
5. You make me laugh really hard.
6. See above/get in my van.
7. Ditto/get in my van.
8. You're my spiritual guru, oh wise sage.
9. Your dedication to all things monkey is awe inspiring.
10. Your dislike of monkeys is the only thing about you that is not 100% awesome./Get in the passenger seat of my van.;)
 

WillSpark

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1. Get in my van.
2. Get in my van.
3. GET IN MY VAN!
4. I really miss you:(/get in my van.
5. You make me laugh really hard.
6. See above/get in my van.
7. Ditto/get in my van.
8. You're my spiritual guru, oh wise sage.
9. Your dedication to all things monkey is awe inspiring.
10. Your dislike of monkeys is the only thing about you that is not 100% awesome./Get in the passenger seat of my van.;)
I don't know if any of them are refering to me but this is why I wrote what I wrote about you. (OR DID I?)
 

Goreki

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Ooh! Meme!

1. We don"t talk much anymore, but I"m glad you're still around, because I still think you're fucking awesome.
2. I think if I were you, despite how much I would hate everything, I'd have a lot of fun
3. You, me, a bottle of tequila and a weekend. I'm really curious.
4. I love watching your claws come out, but I"m not going to be the jerk to egg you on out loud.
5. You are COOL! Why are you so cool!? I can still get into your country without a visa, and when I do...
6. I don't know whehter or not I like you, but at least you don't seem like a kitten kicker.
7. You are funny as hell. I DEMAND you keep posting!
8. Dude, I think you're mad. I hope shit gets better for you.
9. You are so sweet, it's hard to imagine that you're real. My city is still better than yours though :p
10. I used to get you two mixed up, which is because of the awesome you both exude... sometimes forcibly, into people's faces....
 

bonified

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1, I'll smoke for you
2, you goin down, like a hot C in a pub toilet
3, seriously do you know how ghey that is
4, sometimes, you're cooler than the moon
5, get off the fucking internet and live arsehole
6, I wanna do bad things with you
7, batter up
8, you know you only fail when you give up
9, if you stop, i'll kill you
10. harden up
 

FishCharming

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1) yay for interwebs besty! thanks for keeping me company all the time!
2) you scare me in an oh so exciting way! fuck toronto!
3) your monkeys gave me crabs... omg, are they radioactive?!?! i feel strange...
4) you crazy hipsters! you make me smile on a regular basis
5) you always look like you're gunna cry, and you are weird, lol.kinda fun though
6) i'm just going to start telling people you're my little brother
7) you're boardy wisdom is always appreciated, i have dad envy, lol
8) i can't believe you didnt like the thursday next series! major props for reading them though
9) i know how you feel, it'll get better. or you'll die, either way it'll all be over soon
10) i'm going to come and visit one day and we will turn your little town upside down! after i leave all that you'll find in the wreckage will be scores of polyhedral dice and the female population of your town all suffering from pleasure comas...
 

spiritangel

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1. You are far more amazing and talented than you will ever realise
2. You are so charming it should be illegal
3. I am so lucky we are friends
4. You make me laugh so hard my whole bed shakes
5.Your wisdom is far greater than your age
6. You gave me dimms for that I will always be grateful
7. You shine far brighter than anystar in the heavens
8. You make me feel like a teenager again
9. You art is simply as amazing as you
10. Your heart and compassion are truly amazing
 

Dr. P Marshall

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I don't know if any of them are refering to me
ONE OF THEM MIGHT BE.
3) your monkeys gave me crabs... omg, are they radioactive?!?! i feel strange...
Am I just being paranoid and overly sensitive about this one? I mean, it's perfectly possible you know tons of people with monkey hordes, but for some reason, I'm taking this personally.........
 

Zowie

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1. I sometimes get the feeling you're the only one who knows what's going on.
2. You're not who you say you are.
3. You're ridiculously nice. STOP IT.
4. I wish you weren't so angry.
5. You don't seem to really care about me anymore.
6. I wish I'd thought up a good excuse.
7. You're saying these things to please someone else.
8. You confuse me to no end.
9. You also confuse me to no end.
10. I can never decide if you like me or look down on me.
 

JulieD

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1. You are far more amazing and talented than you will ever realise
2. You are so charming it should be illegal
3. I am so lucky we are friends
4. You make me laugh so hard my whole bed shakes
5.Your wisdom is far greater than your age
6. You gave me dimms for that I will always be grateful
7. You shine far brighter than anystar in the heavens
8. You make me feel like a teenager again
9. You art is simply as amazing as you
10. Your heart and compassion are truly amazing
Aww...seriously Spiritangel, you didnt have to do all 10 things about me :blush::happy::blush: ok...I think I'm done tooting my own horn now...
 

WillSpark

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I keep hoping some of these nice things are about me, but I keep getting scared that some of the mean ones are too.
 

nic_nic07

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1.) I want you to want me.
2.) I want something to sing about.
3.) I want to go out and party, make stupid decisions, and forget about the world.
4.) If you would die, I would die, not physically, but emotionally, psychologically, and mentally.
5.) I wish people would stop using me as a doormat.
6.) You are the most amazing person in the world. Period.
7.) I'd catch a grenade for ya.
8.) You be the match and I'll be the firework and let's go bang.
9.) You're made of sex, if by sex you mean ice cream, sunshine, happiness, and cheese sauce.
10.) You, however, actually are made of sex. Grr, baby, grr.
 

CastingPearls

Go Big Or Go Home
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I needed to make a second list.

1)Captain obvious is obvious. Also nobody likes him and never will.
2)Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you brilliant
3)Having a disease or condition doesn't give you license to be an asshole
4)Stop posting advice and opinions about sex when you've admitted you've never had any.
5)I hope all of your equipment blows up and all they find is teeth.
6)How am I supposed to miss you if you IM me every 30 seconds?
7)You're in love for exactly thirty seconds. Stop thanking the fucking universe on every single thread
8)You weigh 150 lbs. You're not fat so stop insisting you are for validation because those guys will wank off to anything.
9)You have what it takes to be a slow serial killer and you're proud of that. Go you.
10)If self-pity were an art form you'd be Van Gogh.
 

spiritangel

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Aww...seriously Spiritangel, you didnt have to do all 10 things about me :blush::happy::blush: ok...I think I'm done tooting my own horn now...
aww sorry Julie but it was 10 erm :blush: different people
 

Paquito

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It's not like I'm obsessively going through each list and trying to decide which one, if any, are about me or anything crazy like that. :blush:
 
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1. There are days when you make me want to smack something hard!
2. I miss you and wish you would come back.
3. You make me think a lot.
4. I hate the universe when I think of your future.
5. We are so alike, and that comforts me even though you are on the other side of the ocean.
6. The sight of your username sends shivers up my spine.
7. You are not as amusing as you think you are.
8. I laugh at your antics and posts so hard it hurts!
9. I know the real truth.
10. Let go of that anger and bitterness before it kills you.
 

Sasquatch!

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1--You're strong, you can get through this.
2--I swear picking pathetic is an ego booster for you.
3--I keep thinking you are angry at me.
4--Can I have some pamplemousse?
5--I could do with a massage, yes.
6--We're friends but I can't help but feel constant disapproval.
7--There's no way you could be bad in a million years.
8--We should totally hit the gym, then town.
9--You're scrum-diddly-umptious.
10--You're a self-important asshat. Stop it or go home.
 

CastingPearls

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It's not like I'm obsessively going through each list and trying to decide which one, if any, are about me or anything crazy like that. :blush:
Here's a hint--you were on my first list. ;)
 
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