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  • Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
 

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  • I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
 

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What do you want?" The man says, "Oh, just some fruit punch." The bartender sighs and shakes his head, "If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line." The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
 

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I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
 

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an older Dad Joke: What’s brown comes steaming out of cows – the isle of Wight ferry
 

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