I made a German sausage sandwich for my lunch – it’s was the wurst sandwich I’ve had in a long time
CPProp Well-Known Member Joined Jul 1, 2007 Messages 4,042 Location Blighty May 31, 2022 #61 I made a German sausage sandwich for my lunch – it’s was the wurst sandwich I’ve had in a long time
CPProp Well-Known Member Joined Jul 1, 2007 Messages 4,042 Location Blighty Jul 4, 2022 #62 I was fired today - I left at 844 m/s
RVGleason *** Joined Sep 29, 2005 Messages 6,447 Location , Jul 4, 2022 #63 Did you put the cat out? No, I didn’t know it was on fire!
RVGleason *** Joined Sep 29, 2005 Messages 6,447 Location , Jul 4, 2022 #64 How do you start a turtle race? Say “Go!”
Joker *** Joined Apr 24, 2007 Messages 2,902 Location Clarksville TN Jul 4, 2022 #66 I tried taking my dog Jack out to use the bathroom the other night, but it was so dark I couldn't see Jack ****.
I tried taking my dog Jack out to use the bathroom the other night, but it was so dark I couldn't see Jack ****.
Joker *** Joined Apr 24, 2007 Messages 2,902 Location Clarksville TN Jul 4, 2022 #68 I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine: we just get better with age. The next day she locked me in the cellar.
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Joker *** Joined Apr 24, 2007 Messages 2,902 Location Clarksville TN Jul 5, 2022 #72 BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital this afternoon with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors describe his condition as stable.
BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital this afternoon with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors describe his condition as stable.
Joker *** Joined Apr 24, 2007 Messages 2,902 Location Clarksville TN Jul 29, 2022 #73 I gave up my seat to a blind person on the bus. That's how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Joker *** Joined Apr 24, 2007 Messages 2,902 Location Clarksville TN Aug 3, 2022 #74 Where do chips go drinking on Saturday night? A Pringles bar.