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*You say "You're beautiful!" when what you mean is "Your upside-down-heart-shaped belly is sooooooooo cute and sexy."

*You hug a large woman and have to remind yourself to be respectful. DOWN BOY

*You doodle cherubs.

*You have never---even once---really paid attention to lingerie catalogues or the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

*When you come across a TV channel where women are doing ballet, you notice the music and the precision of the dancers, switch the channel and don't think about it again.

*When your high school buddy, now your colleague, wants to know if the PR rep for (this company) is "hot" because she sounded "hot" on the phone, you have to stop and think about what to tell him because "hot" to you and "hot" to him are different universes. And anyway, you don't partake in talking about women's "hotness". Especially when he made such a big deal about marrying a model and never fails to point this out to people who ask "So, what does your wife do?"

*You don't join in when the fellows start talking about women.

*You think there is a special place in heaven for fat girls.

*You write a song about loving fat women, then another, then another, then another, then...

*When someone makes a negative comment about big women, you're ready to fight in 2.4 seconds.

*You're not alarmed that the Western world, in general, is getting heavier.

*When any actress with even the slightest bit of extra weight appears in a movie or TV commercial, you instantly pay attention.

*There are a few works of art in your house featuring women of size.

*You think Leonard Nimoy rocks, and not because he was in "Star Trek" or because he recorded "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins."

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- When you really don't mind being stuck behind a slower moving fat person along a narrow corridor/sidewalk/staircase.

- When you are at the super market check out counter, and always scan to the celebrity-spotting tabloids for the "who got fat!" pictures.

- When you hope that her jeans really did not just "shrink in the drier."

- When your mental rating of malls is about how many plus-sizes stores they contain.

- When you get excited hearing that someone has gotten fat, and disappointed when you finally see them and wonder how anyone could call that fat?

- When one of the first things you did, upon getting a thesaurus, was look through it for all the adjectives for 'fat.'

- When you think driving on bumpy roads is dangerous....because you know you'll be tempted to watch your passenger jiggle.
 

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*You say "You're beautiful!" when what you mean is "Your upside-down-heart-shaped belly is sooooooooo cute and sexy."

*You hug a large woman and have to remind yourself to be respectful. DOWN BOY

*You doodle cherubs.

*You have never---even once---really paid attention to lingerie catalogues or the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

*When you come across a TV channel where women are doing ballet, you notice the music and the precision of the dancers, switch the channel and don't think about it again.

*When your high school buddy, now your colleague, wants to know if the PR rep for (this company) is "hot" because she sounded "hot" on the phone, you have to stop and think about what to tell him because "hot" to you and "hot" to him are different universes. And anyway, you don't partake in talking about women's "hotness". Especially when he made such a big deal about marrying a model and never fails to point this out to people who ask "So, what does your wife do?"

*You don't join in when the fellows start talking about women.

*You think there is a special place in heaven for fat girls.

*You write a song about loving fat women, then another, then another, then another, then...

*When someone makes a negative comment about big women, you're ready to fight in 2.4 seconds.

*You're not alarmed that the Western world, in general, is getting heavier.

*When any actress with even the slightest bit of extra weight appears in a movie or TV commercial, you instantly pay attention.

*There are a few works of art in your house featuring women of size.

*You think Leonard Nimoy rocks, and not because he was in "Star Trek" or because he recorded "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins."

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- When you really don't mind being stuck behind a slower moving fat person along a narrow corridor/sidewalk/staircase.

- When you are at the super market check out counter, and always scan to the celebrity-spotting tabloids for the "who got fat!" pictures.

- When you hope that her jeans really did not just "shrink in the drier."

- When your mental rating of malls is about how many plus-sizes stores they contain.

- When you get excited hearing that someone has gotten fat, and disappointed when you finally see them and wonder how anyone could call that fat?

- When one of the first things you did, upon getting a thesaurus, was look through it for all the adjectives for 'fat.'

- When you think driving on bumpy roads is dangerous....because you know you'll be tempted to watch your passenger jiggle.

Just Brilliant Both of you. I was reading going..yup, uh hu.. oh totally! lol
 

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- When one of the first things you did, upon getting a thesaurus, was look through it for all the adjectives for 'fat.'

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OMG!! I didnt know anyone else did that!! I remember doing this when i was younger. Even the WORD 'fat' turned me on.. Didn't happen to draw doodles of fat bellies and then feel all aroused and guilty and scribble over the top of them too did you???
:blush:
 

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When saying 'Your beautiful' can often be met with a sigh and rolling eyes.
Thats great - but so sad...
This probably makes me sound like the insensitive ass I know I can be - but that's the first time I think I've ever -really- thought about what it must be like to be an FA.

Tracey xx
 

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Thats great - but so sad...
This probably makes me sound like the insensitive ass I know I can be - but that's the first time I think I've ever -really- thought about what it must be like to be an FA.

Tracey xx
Your so not insensitive..Your post proved that.
x
 

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- When one of the first things you did, upon getting a thesaurus, was look through it for all the adjectives for 'fat.'

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OMG!! I didnt know anyone else did that!! I remember doing this when i was younger. Even the WORD 'fat' turned me on.. Didn't happen to draw doodles of fat bellies and then feel all aroused and guilty and scribble over the top of them too did you???
:blush:
I did some, but frankly my doodling skills weren't really up to snuff. Instead, being a complete math nerd, I doodled formulas for trying to relate belly projection to BMI and clothing size, or made up groups of characters and invented rules for how they'd get fatter over the years and track those numbers.....when I hit calculas in school a lot of the concepts were already familiar because I'd been investigating the effects of accelerating and decelerating rates of change for years by then :blush:

I never did explain to my teachers why I took to it so readily, however :eek:
 

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I did some, but frankly my doodling skills weren't really up to snuff. Instead, being a complete math nerd, I doodled formulas for trying to relate belly projection to BMI and clothing size, or made up groups of characters and invented rules for how they'd get fatter over the years and track those numbers.....when I hit calculas in school a lot of the concepts were already familiar because I'd been investigating the effects of accelerating and decelerating rates of change for years by then :blush:

I never did explain to my teachers why I took to it so readily, however :eek:
Oh wow! lol.. i always was rubbish at maths.. though i do admit to using my calculator to convert lbs into stones just so i know! lol I'm sure if i were a maths person i would have done that too!
Thats kinna cool edx..
Also i used to buy shitty real life mags just on the off chance there was a story about a fat person..(though they arn't always that positive). I actually gave up this magazine habit about 6 months ago.. lol. Of course the advent of the internet rendered gossip mags Fa-obsolete!! lol
 

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I just want to pop in for a minute and say thanks to mergirl for starting this thread and for the peeps who are adding to it. This is AWESOME.

Carry on my friends!:bow:
 

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you know.. that made me think..
Fat people are friends of Fa's Just as much as Fa's are friends of fat people..
aww.. i came over all hippy.."let the fat shine in" ..
 

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You know you're an FA when you post a "BBW Sighting!" thread.
You know you're an FA when you ask you're Married Fat Female Friend about Fat sightings.:)

Your disappointed when all the seats across from the plus sized store are taken.:(
 

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You know you're with an FA when............................

You try on you're clothes that are too small for you and you see the 'come to bed' in her eyes:smitten::smitten::smitten:
 

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You know you're with an FA when............................

You try on you're clothes that are too small for you and you see the 'come to bed' in her eyes:smitten::smitten::smitten:
:blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:
Erm..but..yeah..but.. you were comming to bed anyhow...:wubu:
You know what your doing missy squeeze pants!:D
 

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You know you're an FA when you set up a free size-acceptance website and forum, and keep it running even when some posters complain about it.

Even after it crashes.

Twice.



That's hard-core FA-ism right there. :bow:
Amen. Couldn't have said it better.
 

SSBBBWVeuveJenCoBu

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*You say "You're beautiful!" when what you mean is "Your upside-down-heart-shaped belly is sooooooooo cute and sexy."

*You hug a large woman and have to remind yourself to be respectful. DOWN BOY

*You doodle cherubs.

*You have never---even once---really paid attention to lingerie catalogues or the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

*When you come across a TV channel where women are doing ballet, you notice the music and the precision of the dancers, switch the channel and don't think about it again.

*When your high school buddy, now your colleague, wants to know if the PR rep for (this company) is "hot" because she sounded "hot" on the phone, you have to stop and think about what to tell him because "hot" to you and "hot" to him are different universes. And anyway, you don't partake in talking about women's "hotness". Especially when he made such a big deal about marrying a model and never fails to point this out to people who ask "So, what does your wife do?"

*You don't join in when the fellows start talking about women.

*You think there is a special place in heaven for fat girls.

*You write a song about loving fat women, then another, then another, then another, then...

*When someone makes a negative comment about big women, you're ready to fight in 2.4 seconds.

*You're not alarmed that the Western world, in general, is getting heavier.

*When any actress with even the slightest bit of extra weight appears in a movie or TV commercial, you instantly pay attention.

*There are a few works of art in your house featuring women of size.

*You think Leonard Nimoy rocks, and not because he was in "Star Trek" or because he recorded "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins."

More.
I know about the Leonard Nimoy book! So cool! First heard about it last year when he was interviewed on Craig Ferguson's talk show. Always wanted that book. The photos looked stunning! I even added it/ him as a friend on one of my MySpace profiles. You're awesome. Gotta rep U 4 that.

Cheers M8!
:bow:
 

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I know about the Leonard Nimoy book! So cool! First heard about it last year when he was interviewed on Craig Ferguson's talk show. Always wanted that book. The photos looked stunning! I even added it/ him as a friend on one of my MySpace profiles. You're awesome. Gotta rep U 4 that.

Cheers M8!
:bow:
Thanks, SSBBWVeuve...you know I tried to organize a show featuring the photos and a live set of Nimoy's music with the man himself singing here in NYC at (this venue). But I was told he does not perform live anymore. Shame...would have been total rock 'n' roll and a major BBW event, too, I reckon.

Click here to see the man's many albums:

http://www.maidenwine.com/home.html

 
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