See this is where having a martial arts background is important.Tripping and falling is potentially lethal
You know when you are a FFA when this turns you on.:blush::batting:You know your a SSBHM when you examine every place you sit to make sure it can hold you and still your pretty sure your better off on the floor.
....My God, Broke 4 Chairs at work this week :blush:
*** lol Post edit thought....
You're totally an SSBHM when you can say, "My God, Broke 4 Chairs at work this week".
You know you're a SSBHM when you can't stop Chickenlegs humping your leg.
Hey now, I may not be quite long legged enough to straddle a BHM's hips, but I'll sure as hell try! And have some fun in the process!ROFL, how did I miss that! So True, So True!
However the truth is it only seems like she is humping your leg but really it's the only part of your body small enough for her to straddle so she can fondle/perv on your ass and legs! :blush: