I love it when a woman sort of looks like she's pregnant but is just fat You aren't pregnant are you ?
Me after stuffing my stomach until there was no more room. I put 1.5 lbs of sour cream, 1/2 gallon of milk, about half a loaf of bread and a serving of chowder, all washed down with about 1 quart of water. Hours later I followed with a sizable dinner. I am now feeling hungry after all of this!
Today's belly stuffing: 3 lbs sour cream, 1/2 loaf of bread and a quart of milk. Result: Before After
Sorry to hear about the bruise. But for what it's worth, that is one beautiful looking belly you have there.