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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by BullseyeB, Jun 24, 2008.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
Krusty the Clown: If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
"You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you" - True Romance
Someone already mentioned my favorite quote from Blade Runner, but here's another I like:
"Chew, if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes!"
"People think that Hell is fire and brimstone and the Devil poking you in the butt with a pitchfork, but it's not. Hell is when you should have walked away, but you didn't." - Romeo is Bleeding
"This is not about you, you egomaniac. I kinda like you. But if we let you go, we'd be just like everybody else. Killing you and what you represent is a statement." - Natural Born Killers
"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects." - Leon: The Professional
And, only because I watched Legends of the Fall again last week (and cried, of course) -
"I'll wait for you forever."
"Forever turned out to be too long."
Major West: If there's no time for fun, Doc, then what are we saving the planet for?
Major West: If this is all a dream, why can't there be more girls?
[Why the others should believe his warning about the spiders]
Dr. Zachary Smith: Evil knows evil.
Major West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it?
I really love these lines and the whole scene
Oracle: You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Oracle: Not too bright, though.
"Dont dream it... be it."
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"She is lucky,your lucky, I am lucky,... we are all lucky! AHAHAHA~!"
Magenta A Domestic
"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"
Frank the rabbit, from Donnie Darko
and to make ABBFA giggle-
"EYE WISH EYE KNUDED HAW TO QWIT YEW!"
and i forgot!
Little Shop Of Horrors.
One Stab: Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends.
One Stab: I thought Tristan would never live to be an old man. I was wrong about that. I was wrong about many things. It was those who loved him most who died young. He was a rock they broke themselves against however much he tried to protect them.
One Stab: She was like the water that freezes inside a rock and breaks it apart. It was no more her fault than it is the fault of the water when the rock shatters.
Colonel Ludlow: Indians! Indians were the issue in those days. I can assure you, gentlemen, there is nothing quite so grotesque as the meeting of a child with a bullet; or an entire village slaughtered while sleeping. That was the Government's resolution of that particular issue and I have seen nothing in its behavior since then that would persuade me that it has gained either in wisdom, common sense, or humanity.
Surprised nobody has mentioned this yet, from Pulp Fiction:
Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.
and The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, another favorite of mine:
Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one
Vladimir Wolodarsky: Steve, one of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
Steve Zissou: All right, just make sure we steal the backup.
Eleanor Zissou: Your cat's dead.
Steve Zissou: What? Which one?
Eleanor Zissou: Marmalade. I'm sorry.
Steve Zissou: What happened?
Eleanor Zissou: A rattlesnake bit it in the throat.
Steve Zissou: [pause] Goddammit, Elanor, why do have to say it like that? You couldn't try to break it a little bit nicer?
Alfred: I followed all of the rules, man's and God's. And you, you followed none of them. And they all loved you more. Samuel, Father, and my... even my own wife.
Tristan: Everything we had is dead, as I am dead. Marry another.
That settles it. I'm watching this again tonight.
Awesomeness packed within quotation marks!
"All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand"?
Tony Montana - Scarface.
"When you're pushed, killing's as easy as breathing".
John J Rambo - John Rambo
"Hey, you can't hit that woman.......Let me get you some mace."
Madea Goes to Jail. (Not really a movie. It's a play.)
Elle Driver (laughing): That's right. I killed your master. And now I'm gonna kill you too -- with your own sword, no less, which in the very immediate future, will become my sword.
The Bride: Bitch... you don't have a future.
- Kill Bill: Vol. 2
Kirby: Everyone in this town knows I've only got one leg. And that motherfucker grabbed the wrong one.
Monster Squad - "Wolfman's got Nads!!!!!"
after much discussion and girl talk this weekend (saturday was martini and cafe night) ... we came to a very important realization that this following quote ... can apply to so many different situations in life, that we deemed it our all-purpose quote in times of hardship...
from The 40-Year Old Virgin i give you:
"You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal."
whenever you feel like you can't accomplish somethin', brah, it's cuz you puttin' the pussy on a pedestal.
"I'm in a glass cage of emotion!!!!!!"
"Why don't you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND?!?!?"
----Got a little Anchorman kick over the weekend. Felt the need to share
"What Equal contains is not my concern. This isn't what I asked for, this isn't what i wanted, and this shit isn't going to work around here."
"My COLORS are Blush and Bashful! Two shades of pink, one much darkah than the othah"
"Don't talk about me like I'm not here!"
"I can't believe it. They fucking forgot my birthday"
"Dong, where is my AUTOMOBILE?"
"Tonights special sauce is......semen. ANIMAL semen!"
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
"I TRIPLE DOG DARE you!"
BLANCHE: "Girls to one side, boys to the other! Run,. Run, Run!!!"
Ms McGEE: Blanche, please!
BLANCHE: "Oh, Ms McGee, its so loud!"
"I ain't no one's trophy, Goose"
"Alright...okay...why don't you and the giant 'laser' get a friggin room for God's sake?"
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