crazy fat related sayings you'd like to have on a t-shirt--if you had the gutz

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  1. Nov 23, 2009 #41

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    "Best Feeder Ever" on the front

    the logo of the Gaining Bombshells on the back (if Stu allows it) with the caption "damn I'm good"
     
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    I just had to laugh about this one and I believe you are very true:happy:
     
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    I LOVE this thread!!
    Felicia, thank you for this one.

    I'm too bad coming up with sayings, but I've always loved "Fat chicks only"

    :bow:
     
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  4. Nov 23, 2009 #44

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    "I taste so good, you'll want the recipe."
     
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    "You bet I certainly do have a washboard stomach. It's a washboard after someone set a basket full of laundry on top of it."
     
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    BigCutieAshley once wore a shirt that said "I'm HUGE on the internet" and I saw SummerG once wearing a shirt saying "Big girls are harder to kidnap":happy:
     
  7. Nov 23, 2009 #47

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    ... and thats why we love em too among many other reasons. but i don't know about the too big to be abducted thing anymore though. i saw something interesting this week. the most often stolen piece of art is the Ghent Alter Piece by Jan va Eyck it weighs approx 2 tons and is 14.5 ft wide by 11ft high. just goes to show you that people will make a big effort to carry you off when you are very beautiful. guess this means SummerG should be waaay more careful;) she's just a tiny lil thing by comparison.

    being the art nerd that i am now i want this on a t-shirt (i would wear it too!):

    2 tons 14.5 ft wide x 11ft high and worth the effort to carry off

    VanEyck_TheGhentAltarpiece.jpg
     
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    I like this one for small-breasted ladies..."I wouldn't say I have 'small boobs'...I say I 'have my very own set of exquisite miniatures'."
     
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    Oh My God!
    They really steal things like that?:confused:
    I never understand why there even exist people who steal art from castles, museums and churches. That's the real art and belongs to the place where it was made for:mad:

    You will probably love the art from the dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch from the middle ages!

    And about SummerG... I would love to steal her:happy:

    J.


    See: http://images.google.nl/images?hl=n...esult_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCIQsAQwAw
     
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    De Tuin der Lusten (The Garden of Lust) from Hiƫronymus Bosch
    (remember that this is painted in the middle ages):

    jeroen_bosch_tuin_der_lusten.jpg
     
  11. Nov 23, 2009 #51

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    i actually saw that piece in madrid at the prado with a dimsfriend of mine. we had a nice argument about whether evil was more interesting than good. i have a lot of nice memories attached to that ty!

    i think SummerG will need security infrared and a body guard. maybe she could use a tall dutchman;)

    new T just for SummerG:


    SECURITY!
     
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    How Cool! I wanna go to the Prado myself, and also visit the Salvador Dali museum and what about M.C. Escher? Wanna join me, Felicia?

    I do think SummerG needs a tall dutchman;):wubu: LOL
     
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    you've got it ,next time i'm in europe.


    btw i'd like a dims version of that on a t-shirt
     
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    What do you want on a T?:confused:

    Just call me next time you travel to Europe:p
     
  15. Nov 23, 2009 #55

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    I GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN (AND A PIE, AND A LASAGNE, AND A CASSEROLE AND A...)
    I've always loved lasagne, so I love this one, it reminds me of a funny story from my childhood. When I was little, for some reason I often heard an initial "L" on some words as an "M" (we had a "minoleum floor" in our kitchen, for example). One day in kindergarten our teacher asked us all what our favorite food was, and I said "masagne" and of course everybody laughed! When I got home I was furious and said to my Mom "Why didn't you tell me it was "lasagne"!?" She said "It sounded so cute the way you said it!" Cute, my foot, it was embarrassing! But then Mom has a friend in Switzerland who taught herself English and does pretty good with it, considering, but the message on her answering machine says "It would very much enjoy me for you to leave a message" and Mom won't tell her that's not really how you say it in English because she thinks it's cute.
    I like this one, too: 16. "Thin people are beautiful,but fat people are adorable" -Jackie Gleason I know just what he means, a lot of thin people are pretty, in an elegant, look-but-don't-touch sort of way, but chubby folks are just so cute and much more squeezable.
    And now for a few of my own:
    1. (On one side) "Thin is NOT in" picture of stick figure with frowny face :-( (On other side) "Fat is where it's at!" picture of nice, plump person with BIG smiley face :))) ( ))=extra chins)
    2. FAT IS PHAT!!!
    3. For the pear-shaped women:Hips are hip!
    4. Proud member of The Butts 'N Guts Club
    5. On the back of shorts: Say "Cottage Cheese!"
    6. Of course I want fries with that!
    7. ABS OF FLAB (I've always joked that if I ever make a workout video (ick) that's what I'd call it)
    8. I'm not pregnant...But I was "expecting" you to ask
    9. I'm not pregnant...And I didn't swallow a beach ball, either!
    10. Get PLUMP or get DUMPED
    11. It's all about FATITUDE!
    12. Or simply "SIZE MATTERS"
     
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    A personal saying I created as a closing when I was an Op in IRC....(Front) The body is just the package that holds the true gift of the soul...(Back) Some of just have bigger packages!:D
     
  17. Nov 24, 2009 #57

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    It's my classic summer avatar in chat:

    I'm not fat. I'm pregnant with ice cream's baby.​


    :happy::happy:
     
  18. Nov 24, 2009 #58

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    I can't remember the exact words of it but I think I saw it at Cafe' Press or Zazzle..."If she's not 280, she's not a lady"...

    And has this one been said? "I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk."
     
  19. Nov 25, 2009 #59

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    I have guts.
     
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    I've said to Mrs Ho Ho a number of times:

    "The bigger you are, the harder I fall" (alternated with "the harder I get")
     
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