crazy fat related sayings you'd like to have on a t-shirt--if you had the gutz

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  1. Dec 22, 2009 #81

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    The "Fat Chicks Rule!" is our response to the "No Fat Chicks!" products.
     
  2. Dec 22, 2009 #82

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    We printed a number of sleep/beach shirts with "Built for comfort, not speed". Nothing that we do or did is copyrighted...
     
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  3. Dec 26, 2009 #83

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    How about Fat Chick Magnet? :p
     
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  4. Dec 26, 2009 #84

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    Many years ago I remember seeing this written in a NAAFA newsletter;

    "A waist is a terrible thing to mind"

    FYI: For you kids out there, the United Negro College Fund used to have as its motto the saying, "A mind is a terrible thing to waste". So now you know.
     
  5. Dec 26, 2009 #85

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    "Built-In Baby Bed"

    or

    Front: "Pillow Soft"

    Back: "Quilted For Comfort"

    :D;)
     
  6. Dec 31, 2009 #86

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    Baba,

    I'm not a lawyer, but I have some material copyrighted. Here's the short version of where I think you are . . .

    To see what the US government says -
    Search American copyright records http://www.copyright.gov/records/

    How long does a copyright last? http://www.copyright.gov/help/faq/faq-duration.html#duration

    The term of copyright for a particular work depends on several factors, including whether it has been published, and, if so, the date of first publication.

    As a general rule, for works created after January 1, 1978, copyright protection lasts for the life of the author plus an additional 70 years. For an anonymous work, a pseudonymous work, or a work made for hire, the copyright endures for a term of 95 years from the year of its first publication or a term of 120 years from the year of its creation, whichever expires first. chapter 3 of the Copyright Act (title 17 of the United States Code). More information on the term of copyright can be found in Circular 15a, Duration of Copyright, and Circular 1, Copyright Basics.

    Ginzberg died in 2006.
    Landalin died in 1981.

    The runderkunst publication, with drawings by PeterB, looks like a German work. This will probably covered by German copyright law. I can’t help you there. I don’t read or speak German. However, we have several DIMMERS that do. Maybe one of them might be able to help you.
     
  7. Dec 31, 2009 #87

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    No I'm not looking at your skinny ass, I'm looking at your hot fat friend :-D
     
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  8. Dec 31, 2009 #88

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    How about Where are the Fat Chicks At?
     
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  9. Dec 31, 2009 #89

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    Omg Those are just too funny!!!!:Dlmfao


     
  10. Jan 1, 2010 #90

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    this one made me laugh!!!:D
     
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  11. Jan 1, 2010 #91

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    I would prefer shirts with content that expressed how to deal with a fat basher. Examples,
    • When I snap, you'll be the first to go.
    • I'm Trying To See Things From Your Point of View But I Can't Stick My Head That Far Up My Ass
    • This Is Not Fat. It's A Protective Covering For My Rock Hard Abs.
      (can also insert . . . It's A Protective Covering For My Rock Hard Buns of Steel.


    Note: I stole most of these from a T-shirt magazine.
     
  12. Jan 4, 2010 #92

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    I got this shirt from my friend a few years back, but I don't know if the shirt is fat positive or not. You guys should help me decide :)

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  13. Jan 5, 2010 #93

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    Is a good thing. I also would wear a T shirt with a voluptuous woman on the hood of a car, with a caption that read "Fatillac"
     
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    I don't know about the shirt, but smoking is not positive...:)
    Sorry had to... continue puffing away..
     
  15. Jan 5, 2010 #95

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    FAT? I am a perfect size 8. I just keep it covered up so it doesn't get scratched

    and

    Havent you ever heard that the meat is for the man, and the bone is for the dog?
     
  16. Jan 7, 2010 #96

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    I also like "Ethel Was Hotter."
     
  17. Jan 8, 2010 #97

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    I have the same shirt!!! I bought it for myself. I guess at some point I should be a pic of me in it lol
     
  18. Jan 8, 2010 #98

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    I was given a shirt that has a large woman diving into the water with a skinny dude floating... and it says "I don't skinny dip, I CHUNKY dunk". I would show a pic but, I have worn it off, lol.
     
  19. Jan 8, 2010 #99

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    This isn't a tshirt I had, but, my personalize state issued tag I had on my Expedition, 2PHAT4U. When I went to get it, the woman that the treasurers office, looked at me, and asked " You don't really want that do you?" I told her yes I did, I was fat and was proud! I told alot of postive comments going down the road with it. One guy was hanging out the passenger side of a car yelling "RIGHT ON" lol
    I want a t-shirt that says... If I am too BIG then you don't have enough equipment for the job! And yes I would wear it!!!
     
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  20. Jan 11, 2010 #100

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    I'd wear this on a shirt:
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