Not quite humor, but I felt like sharing. Anyone have stuff to add?
Being fat is like being gay because...
Being fat is like being gay because...
- People think it's a choice.
- People can't help thinking it might be contagious.
- People think you have love nothing more than fried food and beer.
- Most of your detractors are secretly very attracted to you.
- People think you're a drain on the economy.
- People are reluctant to bring you home to their parents.
- It's difficult to be in the closet.
- People think you're greedy.
- People are reluctant to bring you home to their parents.
- Europeans historically don't like you.
- Some people secretly fear you will eat their pets.
- People think you're nerds.
- There's a multi-million dollar media blitz going on to make people think you are careening headlong to a lingering, painful, and expensive death.
