"Not having a boyfriend does not make you any less of a person. In fact, learning to take care of yourself economically, socially, and any other way will show what a strong individual you are. Don't let anyone else treat you as less."
You've learned some interesting things in your life as a fat woman, snuggletiger...I would tell my younger self
1. Don't gamble. Costs too much money.
2. The cute girl with the bitch attitude really is a stinky loser. And no amount of shine can make her look redeemable
3. You will always have it better then billions of poor slops out there so don't feel a twinge of regret because you are blessed. Enjoy the blessings.
4. Don't be indecisive. Make a decision and go with it. 30 second shot clocks are for people who think too much.
5. Don't apologize.