R A N D OM Awesomeness

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  1. Nov 5, 2010 #41

    CastingPearls

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    Posted elsewhere. Posted here for awesomeness.
     
  2. Nov 5, 2010 #42

    CarlaSixx

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    .... because I have this on my fridge as a magnet, lol.

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  3. Nov 5, 2010 #43

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    That was amazing. But shit, why is it in text form? Lazy-ass comic artists. DRAW THAT SHIT.
     
  4. Nov 5, 2010 #44

    Lil BigginZ

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    this is my kitty tinker bell (before she got fat, i guess all the bags of treats she stole caught up to her.) stealing shit.
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    back before jackass when bam was just using cky for their videos. my friends and i started doing stupid shit and filming it. i was like 18 and i got dared to ride a bike down a big ass hill and hit this jump. i don't like turning down dares lol. and i also took a ride into a tennis ball court half wall in a shopping cart. sorry about the quality it sucks. made these back when there were no .gif making programs. i think i was using the animation shop in paint shop pro lol.
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  5. Nov 5, 2010 #45

    Melian

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  6. Nov 5, 2010 #46

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    Politics Explained

    FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

    PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

    BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

    FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

    PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

    RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

    CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

    DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

    PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

    REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

    BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

    PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

    LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

    SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
     
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  7. Nov 5, 2010 #47

    Surlysomething

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    Love it. :)
     
  8. Nov 5, 2010 #48

    Surlysomething

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    My two youngest sisters.

    Random and awesome and beautiful.
    Thanksgiving 2010.
     
  9. Nov 5, 2010 #49

    mischel

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    Worst post ever, Melian!
     
  10. Nov 5, 2010 #50

    Melian

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    How do you figure? That bird is fantastic.
     
  11. Nov 5, 2010 #51

    Paquito

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    don't July to me

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    Completing the Kelly trifecta.

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  12. Nov 5, 2010 #52

    Zowie

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    I feel a little bad that I spent a few minutes staring at this, expecting it to be a .gif and something popped up from behind the couch, or for there to be a hidden joke somewhere. I hadn't read the caption... but they are awesome and beautiful, just like you!
     
  13. Nov 5, 2010 #53

    CastingPearls

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    THIS I love!!!
     
  14. Nov 5, 2010 #54

    Surlysomething

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    What's wrong with you?
     
  15. Nov 5, 2010 #55

    CastingPearls

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    There is not enough bandwidth for that.

    I thought this was supposed to be a happy thread, there Miss Missy!!!
     
  16. Nov 5, 2010 #56

    Surlysomething

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    Aww...thanks.

    I got the picture today and loved it...so, I shared. :blush:
     
  17. Nov 5, 2010 #57

    Surlysomething

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    I want it to be, but I don't like his shit. Haha.
     
  18. Nov 5, 2010 #58

    Paquito

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    don't July to me

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    Fuck this. And yea, I know I posted this earlier, but I'd like to not having a GIF where it links to my e-mail.

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  19. Nov 5, 2010 #59

    Paquito

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    We need this one around more often.
     

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