I ate an entire pound of spaghetti and some chicken cutlets a couple of weeks back. I was so damn full that it was tough to breathe. I legit felt my organs throbbing after that…my body was NOT happy with me lolPardon my shameless indulgence, but I’d love to hear some stories from our many fine enthusiastic eaters here of the time you’ve been the most stuffed with food!
I’ll share mine but I don’t want to go first! Lol
I love the muscle spasms because that’s how you know you’re stretched to the limit!lol, fun to remember best of times eating!
I think I'd say that stuffing is like an endurance race rather than a sprint. Or at least that is what I think I've learned. So pacing and packing yourself for as long and with the most is a combination event!
I'd say that for about 8 or 9 days I was able to push myself to the max by eating nearly non-stop, although during the night I'd take a break for a few hours to snooze. Otherwise, I'd keep eating or drinking something nearly constantly. I was targeting at least 10,000 calories per day, but if I remember I about doubled or nearly trippled that each day.
I kept stretching my gut so much! I kept pushing out on my muscles too, massaging my sides that had muscle spasms, but kept up the stuffing.
You used to get so big and stuffed I thought you would pop! If you got even bigger than that, I don’t know how you managed to stay in one piece!3 times come to mind. One was just a few days ago. The other two you know about because I told you about one, and you were there for the other.
One was when I was on the cruise either my ex and they had free food all day every day. It was a two week cruise and most of it took place either standing in line for food, or eating food. Lots of times she would stand in line for me, while I sat either at a table or back the state room eating the last thing she brought me. I was stuffed constantly, often to the point of pain. I bought 3 new Hawaiian shirts before that trip that were super big and blousey on me, and I was puckering the buttons on them by the end.
The second time was when I took vacation and you had me stay in bed for a week so you could feed me. You already know so about that one
The most recent was just a few days ago. I told you about the side b of beef that I bought. So I had two straight days of meat feasts. Both days were similar. 3 sirloins with a dozen eggs and a box of hash browns for breakfast both days. 2 ribeyes and a pound of rice for lunch one day, t-bones and rice the second. A big pot roast the first day, and 2 lbs of stew meat with carrots, onions, and potatoes the second day. Peach cobbler and a half gallon of vanilla ice cream for dessert on their respective first and second days.
Before starting, I measured my waistline with one of the nesting tapes you gave me, and I measured 71”. By the end of the first day, I felt stuffed to bursting and measured 79”. I had reduced in size somewhat overnight, and I don’t exactly recall the measurement. Then even though my belly was still big and heavy from the night before, I had a very similar feast the next day, and when I finally managed to pack the last bite into my hugely overstuffed belly, my waistline measured 85”. I felt like I was bursting at the seams and could barely breathe. All I could do was go to bed. That was when I started feeling the bubbling and bloating of gas building up in my gut. Turns out eating that much meat for two days straight is kinda hard to digest lol. There were times I was literally afraid my stomach or intestines would rupture. But I made it through.
My belly was actually physically sore from being so stretched out for a day or two afterward.
Yea, I think if you had to pay for it it was something like $135 for that Sunday brunch, so it's not something I do every day! The assortment of bread alone, all of it fresh and heavenly, was something! I had a bagel AND pumpernickle AND sourdough, and all the butter and cream cheese and...you know the rest! You don't get this big off carrots.Larry, I'm envious! I only ever went to a buffet close to that once, and it was with a group and associated with other activities so I did not get to fully indulge myself. I kept thinking I was going to go back one day and do it justice and then it closed. I've been waiting to stumble upon that quality of breakfast buffet all the long years since.
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