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Aug 15, 2006
And this is my farewell message here since I think the mode will ban me and German/French/Italian members would avoid me:

A German, an Italian, a Frenchman, and an Englishmen are debating philosophy.
The question arises over the course of their debates: What separates man from the animals?
"Technology," says the German. "Other creatures have tools, yet none can match the heights of engineering we have accomplished. It is our industry that separates us from the beasts."
"I disagree," announces the Italian. "It is our food. The creatures of the wild eat, but they do not cook. Humans on the other hand, create amazing dishes and new combination that make eating a most enjoyable experience."
"I say it's art," decides the Frenchman. "No other being can create art. From our earliest days we have painted, and now we sculpt, write and compose as well. The wild animals cannot ever know what it is like to cry over a beautiful piece of art."
All three now look towards the Englishman, expecting his answer. He takes a long sip of tea before answering.
"The Channel"


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Feb 21, 2020
Tonto and the Lone Ranger are camping out. The Lone Ranger wakes with a start and nudges Tonto.

He says,"Look up and tell me what it means?"

"Well, Philosophically, I see that the universe is vast and we are insignificant, Astrologically, Saturn is entering Leo, and meteorologically the weather will be clear tomorrow. What does it tell you Kemo Sabe?"

"Someone stole our tent, dummy!"

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