Discussion in 'Daily Living' started by Ample Pie, Jul 17, 2007.
just now read this. i'm on to you, missy.
When did we ever stop talking about buttsecks, jes?
are you the wardon, or an inmate?
(the beat that was funny, but not the way you intended, i think!!)
i think there will be a whole page of just my comments to this thread so i'll stop.
well, circles are great in the beginning, but when I'm close, I need the ole up and down. The trick is learning to know when I'm close. And I so love it when they do!
oh. i am all hot and bothered now. i think it was tracey's comment about not liking the diving between the thighs for the 4 hour trip to orgasmtown, or whatever the hell she said!
And my reaction usually is, "If he's so great, why am I the poor guy picking up the tab here?" and then I look for the Candid Camera crew.
OMG, this thread took off quick.
I once had a guy give me specific instructions on how to give the perfect blow job - I guess all my lovers before him were just pretending to get off. lol.
My ex, although more than willing to go down on me, was pretty mediocre for nearly 2 years (yeah, 2 years!), then one night he totally got it sooooo right and he was then always great w/ oral. Go figure! And no, he didn't practice on someone else...although the thought did cross my mind at the time.
And when I want information on sex, I always ask a 20 y-o male.
Socks...I actually prefer mitttens.
i think a lot of the talking is not 'he's so great.' Maybe it sounds like that to you? I think I'd react well if someone asked me, gently, about why I'm discussing the topic. Don't think I'd answer: Because he was so great! More like: Because that was a time in my life when ---- and I like talking about it. Or: Because that was a time in my life when ---- and I'm glad I've moved on!
Know what I mean? Ask the woman gently, maybe at a different moment, and find out what she's actually saying. If she's saying she was happier with her exes, tell her you don't like hearing that!
damnit! i mispelled something in a comment about someone misspelling something.
I have to ask the ladies who don't like getting oral. Do you orgasm - everytime???
Sex is very important. How long I'll wait depends on how much I like the person, because in all honesty I can't imagine myself having a relationship with someone that I'm not sexually compatible with. I'd like to know if things "click" before I'm too invested emotionally.
With sex? Um, no. In fact, not any time. I only orgasm myself. Wait. You know what I mean. That is to say I have never had an orgasm which was caused by another person. People have been there, but you know.
Holy crap did I just admit that out loud?!?!?
What in heck does all this pre-cum everyone keeps mentioning look like????????????????
Am I just "too busy" to notice it? :blink:
Nope... hell no. Oral does nothing for me... can't orgasm from it. Intercourse doesn't make me orgasm... its manual either by him or by me, which is VERY difficult for me to achieve....or by the dreaded vibrator, which is a piece of cake.....
I found I had a certain fondness for TV during sex with my last bf
Wow... who gave you the impression that all cunnilingus is good? :huh:
There are MANY wrong ways to do it..... rare is the man that can actually do it good without a lot of practice and guidance from myself to tell him my preference on it.
Well, you know, 20-30 minutes into one, your neck and mouth gets tired- and could even go numb. So her need to move is a physical one and not intended to annoy a man- especially when she's working so hard to please him. Actually it's annoying when he won't go ahead and cum and makes me want to quit :blink: Plus it might make me lose interest in the whole act itself and start thinking about when Forensic Files is coming on
I have known many confident, attractive and intelligent women that get stereo-typed as bitchy simply because they won't allow a man to walk all over them- and yes, there are many guys who will quickly do so ... if allowed
Ummm... personally I don't "hate" it but it does make him seem nerdy, imo. Also, at the end of a long day, who in hell wants to smell some stinky socks during sex - nasty indeed and a real mood killer
How hard is it to take your socks off? Why would that piss you off?
Why is it women act interested then whammy they seemed bored and want to read? I wouldn't mind but do they have to play that game when a good rerun of Benson comes on?.
Thank You :bow: :bow:
I do not know these women but I am annoyed with them already.
Also, now the theme to Benson is in my head. Shit.
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