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Xyantha Reborn

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Those pears are so cool. And also creepy! Biting into one would be super awkward. But then again, who doesn't like sinking their teeth into a fat happy dude?
 

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I wanted to buy some molds but then I remembered I don't have a pear tree.....or a garden....or patience for that matter. :rolleyes:
 

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My moms Facebook post in response to everyone and their mom running for president:

"With the latest addition to the Republican field of contenders, I would like to announce that I am NOT running for President of the United States."
 

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People who blatantly check out my shopping cart at the grocery store. So curious to see what the fat dude is buying. Clearly expecting to see at least 10 pounds of bacon, 8 pounds of butter and a variety of cakes and pies. When in fact all I have is a quite reasonable 6 pounds of bacon, 4 pounds of butter and pies but not cake.


OK, yes. I had cake too, that was a lie.
 

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I have since come up with a plan for handling this. Next time someone inventories my shopping cart I will look in their shopping cart, pick an item I want and take it and put it in my cart. They didn't pay for it yet, fair game.
 

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After 3 days my kitten has decided he is all that and a bag of chips, and that being crated is beneath him. He has that raspy kitten squeak, and he yells at us to let him out for hours. Its like having a kitten-cricket!!

(He is too small to romp with my dogs yet, and is getting into trouble so he is crated when not watched)
 

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After 3 days my kitten has decided he is all that and a bag of chips, and that being crated is beneath him. He has that raspy kitten squeak, and he yells at us to let him out for hours. Its like having a kitten-cricket!!

(He is too small to romp with my dogs yet, and is getting into trouble so he is crated when not watched)
What kind of person mentions a kitten on an internet forum and does not post pictures of it? Have you no decency? There should be a law.
:mad:

Oh and congrats on the new furball!
 

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I have since come up with a plan for handling this. Next time someone inventories my shopping cart I will look in their shopping cart, pick an item I want and take it and put it in my cart. They didn't pay for it yet, fair game.
If you do, you have to film it or something, I wanna see the look on their face! xD
 

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The Popeye soap dispenser reminds me of a drug company freebie we got at the last hospital I worked at. It was a Viagra promotional item, a liquid hand soap dispenser filled with pearlescent white soap with a pump dispenser on top emblazoned with the Viagra logo. However the spring that caused the pump dispenser to pop up and (and draw the soap up into the tube) was missing or broken. So the pump dispenser handle just lay there, flaccid so to speak. No one was ever certain if that was an intentional thing.
 

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What kind of person mentions a kitten on an internet forum and does not post pictures of it? Have you no decency? There should be a law.
:mad:

You are of course correct! Oopsie.

In order to mitigate my faux pas I will do you one better - later or tomorrow I will post a pic AND upload a video and post the link of him throwing an absolute adorable shit fit because he got crated. All 3.5 lbs of him is threatening to shiv me in my sleep :)
 
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