I'm naughty and us this as a secret weapon. If someone has been mean and nasty to me, then next time I see them, I will tell them how good they look in their new outfit or just that they're looking good. (I seem to be surrounded by fat people in my social life and that's nice.) To anyone, who overhears this, it sounds like such a nice thing to say. When I say it, it means they're looking fat, because that's what I like.1. It's, really, really hard to give advice on clothing when you're an FA. On the one hand you think she looks great in something, but then you have to remind yourself it's because she looks big in it .
2. You know you're an FA when you compulsively have to sing along to Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" every time it comes on Spotify. My girlfriend has totally embraced it too, and randomly sends me clips of her singing the song in her car, just to brighten my day. (and yes, she has quite the impressive bottom).
3. You know you're an FA when your girl complains about her weight, and you respond with "so what?".