You know you are an Fa when.......?

[RVGleason]

When you like her sudden changes.

 

[GeeseHoward]

When a muffintop spills out of a woman's tight clothing and you can't avert your eyes from it...

 

[Lightning Man]

When you stop fast forwarding through the commercials to watch the product testimonials from hefty housewives.

 

[aggeiger]

--when you watch the plus size fashion hauls on youtube.

 

[jojoe]

Back in the '80s, I had a rule of thumb:

Average guys back then would consider Lynda Carter one of the sexiest women on TV:

FAs (like myself) preferred Nell Carter:

Nell Carter was sooo hot!

 

[mathfa]

1. It's, really, really hard to give advice on clothing when you're an FA. On the one hand you think she looks great in something, but then you have to remind yourself it's because she looks big in it .

2. You know you're an FA when you compulsively have to sing along to Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" every time it comes on Spotify. My girlfriend has totally embraced it too, and randomly sends me clips of her singing the song in her car, just to brighten my day. (and yes, she has quite the impressive bottom).

3. You know you're an FA when your girl complains about her weight, and you respond with "so what?".

 

[Shotha]

1. It's, really, really hard to give advice on clothing when you're an FA. On the one hand you think she looks great in something, but then you have to remind yourself it's because she looks big in it .

2. You know you're an FA when you compulsively have to sing along to Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" every time it comes on Spotify. My girlfriend has totally embraced it too, and randomly sends me clips of her singing the song in her car, just to brighten my day. (and yes, she has quite the impressive bottom).

3. You know you're an FA when your girl complains about her weight, and you respond with "so what?".

I'm naughty and us this as a secret weapon. If someone has been mean and nasty to me, then next time I see them, I will tell them how good they look in their new outfit or just that they're looking good. (I seem to be surrounded by fat people in my social life and that's nice.) To anyone, who overhears this, it sounds like such a nice thing to say. When I say it, it means they're looking fat, because that's what I like.

 

[RVGleason]

When you keep entering the kitchen for a little nibble, and I don’t mean just the food!

 

[RVGleason]

When an answer to a question is unnecessary.

 

[RVGleason]

When it’s you find it difficult to hide your preference.

 

[Aqw]

When you like @DazzlingAnna drawings

 

[Van]

When you get tattoos of them on your chest.

 

[RVGleason]

When you get tattoos of them on your chest.

Or on your arm.

 

[RVGleason]

When you like when she shows off.

 

[RVGleason]

When you like how she measures her portions.