ask a guy who likes fat chicks

[Tragdor]

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

 

[goodthings]

The email and suggestion to ask questions or spread it to others, thanks.

thanks sorry I am a bit slow at times

 

[Fascinita]

Maybe spread the word around fat blogland. Many, many, many fat-hating hipster trolls seem to hang out there. Kate Harding's blog is lousy with them. And I'm assuming that's the crowd you're trying to reach. Good luck. Sounds like an interesting project.

 

[Mishty]

Hey Aguywholikesfatchicks,

What's the deal with all this fruit business? Why DO straight male FAs seem to like pear shapes soooo much? I get it, but I don't get it. Know what I mean?

Any man can like a booty, but it takes a real man to love a belly.

 

[exile in thighville]

a note: i'm not sure how i feel about using community terms (such as SSBBW) in these yet. considering the audience is going to be universal and i'll be trying to project to people who largely do not know the tip of the iceberg, i'll be putting it in as easy-to-grasp terms as possible. ex: it's not called "ask an fa." so i'm not sure if more community-insular questions will make the cut. i'm not saying they won't, but terms like ssbbw may be reworded if they are. i'm aiming for something my non-fa friends can read and understand (and be interested in) while still being made aware of fatiquette, stereotypes, myth debunking, factoids...and the lack of eloquence is because no one likes preaching. feeder questions are off-limits for the time being too. keep asking though, these are good.

 

[exile in thighville]

How do you type with boxing gloves on?

cut holes for your fingers

 

[olwen]

a note: i'm not sure how i feel about using community terms (such as SSBBW) in these yet. considering the audience is going to be universal and i'll be trying to project to people who largely do not know the tip of the iceberg, i'll be putting it in as easy-to-grasp terms as possible. ex: it's not called "ask an fa." so i'm not sure if more community-insular questions will make the cut. i'm not saying they won't, but terms like ssbbw may be reworded if they are. i'm aiming for something my non-fa friends can read and understand (and be interested in) while still being made aware of fatiquette, stereotypes, myth debunking, factoids...and the lack of eloquence is because no one likes preaching. feeder questions are off-limits for the time being too. keep asking though, these are good.

Then maybe a good question for the uninitiated would be:

"How do I know if I like fat girls?" or "What do I do if I like a fat girl?" Those Seem like pretty basic questions, no?

 

[exile in thighville]

Those are great ones honestly. I'll enjoy answering them because while most of us here know the deal with fattiquette (not hiding y'all from our friends, making sure restaurants have comfortable seating, etc), I'm interested in the idea of an unfamiliar audience that mostly knows fat girls as easy pickups or consolation prizes seeing all these thought-out "rules"

 

[Friday]

Congratulations and good luck.

 

[Fluffy51888]

Dear aguywholikesfatchicks,

Why do so many FAs seem afraid to ask SSBBWs out in person? I always get hit on online, but in person, unless I'm at a BBW bash, it rarely happens. Is it my personality, is my ass just too freaking big, or are many just giant pussies? What's up?

I LOVE this question. And I totally agree. I feel like it's almost impossible for me to get asked out in person. So, I'm curious of what the answer is to this question, too! :happy:

 

[BigBeautifulMe]

a note: i'm not sure how i feel about using community terms (such as SSBBW) in these yet. considering the audience is going to be universal and i'll be trying to project to people who largely do not know the tip of the iceberg, i'll be putting it in as easy-to-grasp terms as possible. ex: it's not called "ask an fa." so i'm not sure if more community-insular questions will make the cut. i'm not saying they won't, but terms like ssbbw may be reworded if they are. i'm aiming for something my non-fa friends can read and understand (and be interested in) while still being made aware of fatiquette, stereotypes, myth debunking, factoids...and the lack of eloquence is because no one likes preaching. feeder questions are off-limits for the time being too. keep asking though, these are good.

No, I genuinely wanted an answer to my question.

 

[bmann0413]

Y'know, Exile, this isn't a bad idea. I might have to send this to some people I know outside the community. Just one question, though. When you get this up and running, may I have permission to post some of this on my blog (whenever I have the time to update it, lol)?

 

[Adrian]

Any man can like a booty, but it takes a real man to love a belly.

Many FA's are more dynamic than that, and as such are able to love BBWs who are "apple shaped", "T-shaped" or, "pear-shaped." They simply love BBW's and or SSBBW's.

 

[Jon Blaze]

Any man can like a booty, but it takes a real man to love a belly.

OBJECTION! Apples are still fruits!

 

[Mishty]

OBJECTION! Apples are still fruits!

Yeah yeah I know....

But I was just 'sayin.....

 

[ashmamma84]

Many FA's are more dynamic than that, and as such are able to love BBWs who are "apple shaped", "T-shaped" or, "pear-shaped." They simply love BBW's and or SSBBW's.

..."hourglass". just sayin'

 

[Happenstance]

..."hourglass". just sayin'

Calabash squash?

Also, are you opposed to 'plant' questions... that is, questions we have an answer to, but which we might like to see answered in such a column?

 

[Mishty]

..."hourglass". just sayin'

I like "hourglass" more than "pear".... I'm a complete apple and love the taste of pears so 'effin much, and for some reason I feel guilty for not liking apples as much. Not loyal to my shape.....:doh:

 

[exile in thighville]

Y'know, Exile, this isn't a bad idea. I might have to send this to some people I know outside the community. Just one question, though. When you get this up and running, may I have permission to post some of this on my blog (whenever I have the time to update it, lol)?

you can link to it and quote me...

 

[exile in thighville]

No, I genuinely wanted an answer to my question.

Your ass is just too freakin' big.