Would a BHM notice a girl wearing a T-shirt printed "I love BHM" or something similar

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  1. Aug 1, 2007 #61

    CartmanUK26

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    I'd love an FFA plastered across my chest too, oh wait, guess I should read these things more carefully ;)
     
  2. Aug 1, 2007 #62

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    Hell yeah I'd walk up to a chick and ask her if her shirt is true.
     
  3. Aug 1, 2007 #63

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    I would without a doubt notice if one of you sexy ladies were wearing a shirt like that. And I guess I would man up and approach them, but in the back of my mind I would be thinking "what if she is just joking". But that is a chance I am willing to take.
     
  4. Aug 1, 2007 #64

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    In a similar (crude but to-the-point) vein, How about "I Only F*** Fat Guys!"?

    I love that ^

    Seeing as everyone else is doing it, I think I'm going to make one too. :D
     
  5. Aug 1, 2007 #65

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    Chunky Junkie
    only BHMs need apply
     
  6. Aug 1, 2007 #66

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    How about...

    You must have a BMI of 50 to ride this ride!

    Skinny boys need not apply

    I'm like Marge, I like 'em large. WOOHOO!

    Obese? It's a good start!

    Just a couple off the top 'o the noggin'
     
  7. Aug 3, 2007 #67

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    I would like to see something to this affect for shock vallue

    Will ****
    for 200
    Pounds

    your minimum weight not curency

    sorry I'm tarible about punns
     
  8. Aug 3, 2007 #68

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    Of cource the only problem with my idea is that the wearer would already be sarcastic leaving the reader uncertain, if not scared off.
     
  9. Aug 3, 2007 #69

    cammy

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    Once you go fat,
    You never go back!
     
  10. Aug 8, 2007 #70

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    Okay I'm going to make myself one. It will have 'FFA' printed on the back. I'll choose from one of these for the front (just screen caps for now, but I will make prints from them)...

    [​IMG]

    And then something inspired by stuffedyetthin's idea (the fact that I'm English means this works for me exceptionally well!)...

    [​IMG]

    And a twist on the classic...

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Aug 8, 2007 #71

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    Hahahahaha

    Love 'em Pattycake!

    Are you going to Notting Hill Carnival?

    I'll keep an eye out for the shirt shall I? ;)

    Gordy
     
  12. Aug 9, 2007 #72

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  13. Aug 27, 2007 #73

    Qit el-Remel

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    Someone made one!

    Of course, there are some shirts on FatGuyShirts.com that kind of bother me. But look anyway. :D

    -Qit
     
  14. Aug 27, 2007 #74

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    I like most of these except "Likes 'Em Big" which could be misconstrued with "penis size!!":)
     
  15. Aug 27, 2007 #75

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    Aw...apparently skinny women suck :(

    But the other shirts are pretty sweet!! I like the "Kenya: you won't find a fat guy there" and the "preparing for famine" shirts.
     
  16. Aug 28, 2007 #76

    Qit el-Remel

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    Yeah, that's one of the ones that bother me. (I'm not exactly skinny by the standards of modern aesthetics—built like a Frazetta girl—but I'm not exactly a big gal, either.)

    Looooove it! :D

    -Qit
     
  17. Jun 30, 2008 #77

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    I was psyched to find this thread. I'm a homemade t-shirt junkie. I keep mine kind of subtle so as not to attract a big unhandsome man. (I'm not very good at the nice let down). They don't usually get BHM's to notice me but they confirm that I'm not joking or anything when I'm hitting on a BHM. Plus they show a sense of humor and draw attention to my rack. I have a slightly crude sense of humor. Sorry if they're offensive. I live by laughter.

    My favorites are:

    I like 'em squishy

    I like boys with handles (with a little outline of a chubby boy off to the side)

    I heart <3 handles

    Lard Lover

    You eat. I watch.

    Aspiring Buffet Dish

    For my birthday my friends and I made coordinating T-shirts. All of them said Man Hunter on the front. On the back mine said "I carry a harpoon" and had a little picture of a whale. Another girl's said "I carry peanut butter" and had a picture of nerd glasses. Another said "I carry earplugs" and had a couple different band emblems on it.

    I attached some pics of some recent ones I made

    lous t-shirt.jpg

    I dig the waddle.doc
     
  18. Jun 30, 2008 #78

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    I realy dig the idea of the six packs? i'll take the spare tire, I wish I had the foresight to have worn one like that at Bonnaroo, with 85,000 sweaty bodies and lots of love handles to the extreme
    :smitten:
     

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