You know you are an Fa when.......?

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  1. Jul 6, 2019 #801

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    You know that you're an FA, when you spend more time bear hunting in the aisles than you do shopping, when you go to the supermarket.
     
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    When you take your wife to Lane Bryant to buy some new clothes and even at a store like Lane Bryant she needs the largest sizes they offer and it makes you proud.
     
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    When you go to Lane Bryant just to check out the customers and the sales clerks. "May I help you, sir?" - "No thanks, I'm just looking!" :D
     
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    You know that you're an FA, when you go into clothing stores just to loudly ask, "Have you got this for a 52-inch waist?" even though you know that they haven't.
     
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    :p Funny! That just happens to be my size too! That's why I end up wearing pants with an elastic waistband.
     
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    I guess that means that we're both fat and proud of it.
     
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    When you watch a video of the Mamas and the Papas' California Dreamin' and you keep looking at Cass Eliot instead of Michelle Phillips. :oops:
     
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    Always loved her. Bless her soul.

     
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    Yeah, I always liked her voice. Such a talent. It's just sad how she died so soon and so suddenly. R.I.P., Cass. :( I guess I should have posted the video I was watching:

     
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    So I was in the weight room today. Sometimes when I’m working out I’ll text my wife and tell her I’m getting ript, shredded, etc. sometimes I’ll joke about her having trouble keeping her hands off of me.

    Usually she just laughs and reminds me I’m not as shredded as I think I am.

    Today she said, “Very exciting. I’m just getting fatter.”

    This got me going. Working out can feel mildly arousing anyway because of all the blood moving through your body. So it doesn’t take much to trigger a full arousal in the middle of a workout.

    What made it awkward is that my workout partner is a woman and out of a sense of decency I had to shift my mind into overdrive thinking of anything BUT the short text interaction with my wife.
     
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    When one person on the dance floor instantly catches your attention.

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    When you weren’t sure before, but now you know you found the right dancing partner.

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