You know you are an FFa when.......?

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  1. Apr 6, 2019 #41

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    When the snotty girls at school tried to play the mind trick of: "That guy over there told us he has a major crush on you," in hopes that you'd go up to him and embarrass yourself. But he was not a BHM (and had "arsehole" written all over him besides), so even if you were unsure about their intentions, their devious little plot was destined to fall flat!

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  2. Apr 7, 2019 #42

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    When it turns out The ssbhm u meet online really has a wife/girlfriend the “don’t get IT” but they’d rather stay in the “closet” than really live their lives the way they’d like to.

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  3. Apr 8, 2019 #43

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    You know that you're an FA, because one of the reasons that you embrace multiculturalism is that it makes every day a feast day.
     
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  4. Apr 9, 2019 #44

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  5. Apr 9, 2019 #45

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    I know a married man like that. He is so unhappy in his marriage yet ..... he stays.
     
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  6. Apr 9, 2019 #46

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    When the girl on the left is waaaaayyyy more attractive to you than the one on the right. Skiiny vs fat.jpg
     
  7. Apr 9, 2019 #47

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    That’s really sad. If he’s looking for a more appropriate woman, send him my way!! :)
     
  8. Apr 9, 2019 #48

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    Hahaha! Get in line! I saw him first. I've been wanting
    him for years. LOL He might be 20 years older then me but he is still hot as *uck!!
     
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  9. Apr 10, 2019 #49

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    When you watch a movie in which a big high schooler offers a girl to pay her to merely claim she let him get to second base and you think: Honey, I'll let you go all the way for free.
     
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    When you watch Magic Mike and your only thought is “they are very talented dancers”
     
  12. Apr 23, 2019 #52

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    When despite obstacles, you attempt a solution anyway.

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  13. Apr 25, 2019 #53

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    When you’re anxious to see the object of your affection eye to eye.

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  14. Apr 27, 2019 #54

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    When you ecstatic when you’re favorite player makes a goal!

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  15. Apr 28, 2019 #55

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    When you smile that the object of your affection got their wish granted! :D

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    When you frequent a particular restaurant because you know the food must be incredibly delicious just by looking at the Chef!

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  17. May 2, 2019 #57

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    When there’s a beautiful sunrise and you don’t notice it.

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  18. May 14, 2019 #58

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    when "fat" thor is not even chubby in your eyes
     
  19. May 14, 2019 #59

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    Yeah, I thought that too Anjula. It's more like "doesn't have a six pack Thor" than fat in any way.
     
  20. May 15, 2019 #60

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    I'd heard that Thor got fat before I saw the movie, and I was also disappointed. It was certainly a change, but not all that fat :-/
     
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