My plan involves stealing my neighbours jeep (he keeps the keys under the mat) and high tailing it to my friends house who lives in the middle of nowhereville suffolk, about an hours drive, through the back roads to avoid crashed cars and zombie congestion. By this point he will have carted the 3 freezers upstairs and the rest of the food and activated the backup generator in the garage and collected all his dads guns. Then we breakdown the stairs and wait on the upper floor until its over.My plan for a Zombie apocalypse;
Get up.
Lock door.
Sit down.
Chill.
What can I say? I have a thick door.
The best zombie apocalyse plan . . . first, head to walmart to arm yourself [if you dont already have arms lol].My plan involves stealing my neighbours jeep (he keeps the keys under the mat) and high tailing it to my friends house who lives in the middle of nowhereville suffolk, about an hours drive, through the back roads to avoid crashed cars and zombie congestion. By this point he will have carted the 3 freezers upstairs and the rest of the food and activated the backup generator in the garage and collected all his dads guns. Then we breakdown the stairs and wait on the upper floor until its over.
I keep a large hammer and a machete in my underwear draw just in case of a zombie apocolypse, but the shotguns in his posession would be handier.
My door, alas, is not so thick that I wouldnt feel safer in the company of firepower, food, solar electricity and a backup generator in case the services go down zombie town. I love paranoid farmer friends![]()
Having previously worked at WalMart, I can assure you that there are more than enough zombies already there, I used to work with them nightly. Sadly, many of them are STILL there, long after I left.The best zombie apocalyse plan . . . first, head to walmart to arm yourself [if you dont already have arms lol].
Then, head to costco and wait it out - concrete walls, isles and isles of food and pletny of generators . . . its the perfect place to wait out the zombies, if they in fact have an expiration date themselves![]()
Having previously worked at WalMart, I can assure you that there are more than enough zombies already there, I used to work with them nightly. Sadly, many of them are STILL there, long after I left.
The invasion has already begun.