Discussion in 'Weight Board' started by fallenj05, Jul 9, 2014.
More to love!
That's the ULTIMATE answer!:bow:
That made me start laughing so hard, it is true though!!
I agree l love over eatting
I tend to stay warmer than other people in the winter (great DISadvantage in the summer though)
No one minds when I stop eating or don't want to eat.
I float effortlessly in water ....when I was a kid I was the envy of all the others because I could float so easily and they couldn't, they kept asking me to teach them how to float lol!
It may save your life:
Guys tend not to hit on you.
I love that about being fat too.
my belly is an awesome table. and if i don't have pockets i can tuck things under it for safekeeping. It is really a multipurpose convenience.
Me too, one of my favorite things about my fat is the buoyancy it gives me.
I know what you mean about unwanted attention.
People crowd you less at the buffet when you're bigger than they are
Lol, or be the big person giving them the eye when they won't get the hell out of the way of the mashed potatoes :blink:
As specially for the mashed potatoes
I have to admit I have scared people and seen them scatter out of my way, if I approach a buffet table without looking like I'm noticing what might be in my way. lol
A few more things that are advantages of being fat I can think of include:
1. Steadying the steering wheel against your tummy while driving,
2. People offer you more leftovers after a big dinner, rather than throwing them away,
3. If you're with someone, they assume you're hungry if they are,
4. You get asked to taste test more things, because no one assumes you're watching your weight!
I like the post that you use less water in the bathtub, but I suppose I use up more water in the shower... :blush:
Your hanging belly hides your boner in public.
You are wicked funny.
In restaurants i get sat at the bigger and more easily accessible seats, and then enjoy the chuckle when a skinny waitress takes your big order and then askes if you want desert and you had already decided what you were having when you sat your fat ass down. (also secretly hoping that shes taking about you to her colleagues, and also seeing other fatties around you enjoying doing what they love!)
Being able to eat what you want, even when full being able to eat some cake.
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