What are the advantages of being fat

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If you work or live with an FA, they'll bring you special treats.

If somebody owes you for doing them a favor, they'll often treat you to a meal.

Never being very hungry, i.e., almost never being on a diet.

On airlines with open seating (e.g., Southwest), people will often avoid taking the center seat next to you.

The comfy feeling you get from your belly resting on your thighs.

Cheese!
 

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I love eating all the things all the time. I'm now fat enough (almost 300) that people are always bringing me stuff. My coworkers bring my mail and messages to me and whatever treats are in the break room. I think they are trying to get me even fatter.
 

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I’ve always been jealous of women being able to carry a laundry basket with one arm, but perching the other edge on one hip. I have NO hips -- even when I was 50 pounds lighter the hip belts of hiking backpacks were useless to me as they’d just slide off – so I’ve never been able to carry laundry this way. But sometimes you want to move a laundry basket and something else, and it would be nice to have one hand free.

The other day inspiration struck—I can carry the basket in front of me, holding the far edge, and resting the near edge on the upper shelf of my belly! (one of the few plus sides of having something of a ball belly I guess) I was ridiculously giddy about this discovery :)

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When your plane crashes on a desert island or on a frozen mountain top you will outlast all the skinny people.
 

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When someone is nervous about the security of your ladder, and you can look at them and say "Look, if it holds me up, I promise you it will be fine for you!" and all they can do is blush and then go up the flippin' ladder.
 

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The best advantage I guess is all my women friend love to cuddle with me. My best friend a female said I was like a big pillow and a great heater in the winter. The other advantage is not too many people mess with me because I'm big tall and a biker
 

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The best advantage I guess is all my women friend love to cuddle with me. My best friend a female said I was like a big pillow and a great heater in the winter. The other advantage is not too many people mess with me because I'm big tall and a biker
A heavier guy who is...tough is also awesome ;)
 

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Awesome at Tug of War. Eat whatever I want, mostly I like anything minus beets and seafood. I'm cuddly as fuck. I'm strong, so my boyfriend play fights with me, and isn't afraid to be rough during our personal time. I can help people up on places or carry things some people can't, which always feel nice to help people out. I'm stronger mostly just because I'm bigger. Due to my love of food, I know how to cook or can cook something as long as I have a recipe. Due to people being shallow assholes, I had to learn to have a personality and be nice/funny to make friends. That's about it.
 

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1) I get to go 'hog wild' at all you can eat buffet restaurants.
2) I don't have to worry about getting fat any more.
3) It does not hurt as much when I fall down.
4) I can use less water when I take a bath.
5) It is way more fun to go grocery shopping.
6) It is more comfortable to sit.
7) Recreational eating is guilt free.
8) Junk food runs are more fun.
9) Do not have to look at nutrition labels.
10) No more dieting.
 

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1) I get to go 'hog wild' at all you can eat buffet restaurants.
2) I don't have to worry about getting fat any more.
3) It does not hurt as much when I fall down.
4) I can use less water when I take a bath.
5) It is way more fun to go grocery shopping.
6) It is more comfortable to sit.
7) Recreational eating is guilt free.
8) Junk food runs are more fun.
9) Do not have too look at nutrition labels.
10) No more dieting.

I really like #2 ;)
 

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I had to be tough grew up in a rough part of ATL. I tend to carry myself with a don't screw with me attitude and not be scared to defend my friends and people I care about. I've always had to stand up for my friends because I was always the biggest guy in the group
 

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Advantage of being fat overall strength your just stronger for a guy. Now a women it just beautiful, big fat ass, round hips, thick juicy thighs, full boobs, juicy arms, cute double chin, big round belly and overall softness, sexiness. Yes the girl is stronger too, but just sexy. How did thin and skinny become sexy I see those so call top models, I think ok that pretty not, there's nothing there. Thats what makes the world go around there's all kinds.
 

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1) I get to go 'hog wild' at all you can eat buffet restaurants.
2) I don't have to worry about getting fat any more.
3) It does not hurt as much when I fall down.
4) I can use less water when I take a bath.
5) It is way more fun to go grocery shopping.
6) It is more comfortable to sit.
7) Recreational eating is guilt free.
8) Junk food runs are more fun.
9) Do not have to look at nutrition labels.
10) No more dieting.
I can so relate to all of these:D
 
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