You know you are an Fa when.......?

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  1. Nov 25, 2018 #641

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    You know that you're an FA, when every time that you go to an event, you try to sit beside the fattest man there.
     
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    Or sit next to and hold the hand of a BBW that will let you
     
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    When the site of supermodels is a horror show.
     
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    when you look at a ladies eyes yes... just after seeing is she is curvy enough for you
     
  5. Dec 10, 2018 #645

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    When everyone knows you couldn't care less about sports, but you'll ask to have softball put on at the sports bar.
     
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    You know that you're an FA, when you find yourself offering your date third helpings.
     
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    you compliament everyone at the buffet
     
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    You know that you're an FA, when you join the local sumo club out of motives that are more amorous than sporting, and you hope that the training diet will make you look as good as the rest of the wrestlers.
     
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    You know you are a F.A. when you must try your best to not look aroused whenever your cross your coworkers from the opposite sex and notice how much they're shortly chubbied out these last couple of weeks, nay cross that newly one who are so fat that anyone could see a slight gob of naked skin from the lower half of her immense girth hanging loosely to-and-fro below the hem of her overworked XXL polo shirt when she found herself into a situation which require that she have to stretch out her both arms towards an item setted far above her top.
     
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    When you find yourself in Sephora (in the mall) because your were so mesmerized by the swaying hips and jiggling backside of a big-booty-cutie that you spotted walking in the mall. You were so taken by the perfectly proportioned and lavishly large rear that you followed and don't even know how you got there.
     
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    Something makes me think you actually did that! :D
     
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    I fell into a fountain!
     
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    Now that sounds just like a man. In a trance and not watching where he is going ;b
     
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    At least I'm honest and true to my nature.
     
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    That's a good thing! ;)
     
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    I'll say!
     
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    When you are gift shopping for your wife at Torrid or Lane Bryant and hope people notice you going in or out of those stores.
     
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    When you spot a group of equally attractive women but your gaze immediately falls on the biggest one there.
     
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    And when you then walk around carrying the bags from thise stores kind of proudly.
     
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    when you agree women in general with look good with more pounds the starved look is so 80s
     

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