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...your wife leaves you and writes her goodbye note on your favorite take-out menu, and it really upsets you, she used lipstick and ruined the menu.
 

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...you want to get a snack and a beer during a commercial and the couch won't let you up...
 

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... your wife/girlfriend wants you to wear a bra, and it isn't some kind of fettish..
 

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...you can no longer use second gear on your 4-on-the-floor classic muscle car.
 

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...if you have to replace the shocks in the drivers side of your car frequently
 

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the hostess in the restaurant gets you a special chair made by the Sampson Truss Company
 

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....you have no idea what that double pocket in the front of your jockey shorts is for..
 

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...the Highway Patrol stops you on your Harley and informs you that your "Wide Load" sign must have fallen off..
 

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...you replace your nightstand and alarm clock with a small fridge and microwave next to your bed....
 

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Hey, I regularly have friends and family huddle behind me to get out of the wind - never thought of that as a sign of size before though, but you're right!

It's apparently especially effective when I'm wearing my black leather jacket...

hahahahahaha!! I use my boyfriend as a windbreaker all the time
 

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...you replace your nightstand and alarm clock with a small fridge and microwave next to your bed....




*innocent face*


I don't know of anyone that has that particular arrangement in their bedroom...
:rolleyes:
 

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^^LTNS Frenetic- I was wondering what happened to you not long ago :)

Hey ^.^
Well I'm back.. briefly. I'm without internet at my place for the moment, which puts a damper on visiting dimensions. sadness. but, I should be back in full swing next month.
Thanks for missing me!! *hugs*
 

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Hey ^.^
Well I'm back.. briefly. I'm without internet at my place for the moment, which puts a damper on visiting dimensions. sadness. but, I should be back in full swing next month.
Thanks for missing me!! *hugs*

HEY FRENETIC......i missed you hon

:D
 

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