You may be a fat boy if...

[sweetnnekked]

:blush: This list... kinda turned me on.

You're such a push-over for a pretty fat boy!!:wubu:

 

[BeeBee]

...your wife leaves you and writes her goodbye note on your favorite take-out menu, and it really upsets you, she used lipstick and ruined the menu.

 

[BeeBee]

...you want to get a snack and a beer during a commercial and the couch won't let you up...

 

[BeeBee]

... your wife/girlfriend wants you to wear a bra, and it isn't some kind of fettish..

 

[BeeBee]

...you can no longer use second gear on your 4-on-the-floor classic muscle car.

 

[BeeBee]

...if you have to replace the shocks in the drivers side of your car frequently

 

[BeeBee]

the hostess in the restaurant gets you a special chair made by the Sampson Truss Company

 

[BeeBee]

....you have no idea what that double pocket in the front of your jockey shorts is for..

 

[BeeBee]

...the Highway Patrol stops you on your Harley and informs you that your "Wide Load" sign must have fallen off..

 

[RVGleason]

Here's my take on Wellington's similar list from a couple of years ago.

RV :eat1:

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[Lady Bella UK]

I really like the list, it made me smile

 

[BeeBee]

...you replace your nightstand and alarm clock with a small fridge and microwave next to your bed....

 

[RVGleason]

Your wife plans a new diet regime for you.

RV :eat1:

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[FreneticFangs]

Hey, I regularly have friends and family huddle behind me to get out of the wind - never thought of that as a sign of size before though, but you're right!

It's apparently especially effective when I'm wearing my black leather jacket...

hahahahahaha!! I use my boyfriend as a windbreaker all the time

 

[Green Eyed Fairy]

^^LTNS Frenetic- I was wondering what happened to you not long ago

 

[FreneticFangs]

...you replace your nightstand and alarm clock with a small fridge and microwave next to your bed....

*innocent face*


I don't know of anyone that has that particular arrangement in their bedroom...

 

[FreneticFangs]

^^LTNS Frenetic- I was wondering what happened to you not long ago

Hey ^.^
Well I'm back.. briefly. I'm without internet at my place for the moment, which puts a damper on visiting dimensions. sadness. but, I should be back in full swing next month.
Thanks for missing me!! *hugs*

 

[HDANGEL15]

Hey ^.^
Well I'm back.. briefly. I'm without internet at my place for the moment, which puts a damper on visiting dimensions. sadness. but, I should be back in full swing next month.
Thanks for missing me!! *hugs*

HEY FRENETIC......i missed you hon

 

[Tad]

...you replace your nightstand and alarm clock with a small fridge and microwave next to your bed....

*L* Actually I've been meaning to use that in a story sometime, but I just haven't been writing much.

-Ed

 

[BeeBee]

*L* Actually I've been meaning to use that in a story sometime, but I just haven't been writing much.

-Ed

Actually it is very handy!!