Your SO's initial reaction to your body

[Barbsjw]

Larry: that's "off topic" only in that you didn't get to see her naked.

 

[CarmellaBombshell]

Awwwww no sad face

 

[LarryTheNoodleGuy]

Larry: that's "off topic" only in that you didn't get to see her naked.

Ohhhh my goodness...I shan't go there!

 

[BigElectricKat]

I'll let you know if I ever find an SO.